Mun, WTF Do you think you're doing? /Voice-testing/

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

While I find it admirable that you have faith in yourself to play this role, your chances of success are minimal. You may first want to decide which 'Spock' you prefer before jumping to conclusions, Mundane.

I am estimating that there is a 99% chance that you will stay in this indecisive state, as you always do, until you see fit to find me a new place of residence.

[Spock is quiet for a moment, more than happy to listen to his Mundane complain but he's not going to offer her sympathy. That's not what Vulcans do.]

As you are technically the Captain of my mind, I would advise that you brush up on old Star Trek material to get a better grasp of my mannerisms. No, I will not say that I wish to be dropped so soon. That would be highly illogical and most detrimental for both parties.

Simply watch the old series and the movies again. I am more than confident in your capabilities to accomplish that much. After all, are you not on that human vacation from the Academy referred to as 'summer'?

Comments

[diditin3]

Aww, what's the matter, Spock? Not up for the challenge of having someone puppet you around to her whims?

Just be nice to her and she'll be nice to you.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

I would not refer to what she does as 'puppeteering', Captain. I am perfectly capable of controlling myself but her lacking diction makes such actions improbable.

I also do not see how employing the human emotion of kindness will help her at all. In fact, being more Vulcan, to use your vernacular, might be more beneficial.

[diditin3]

No offense Spock, but I've been around the block once or twice or three times with these girls. If you're lucky, all they want to do is pamper you and send you out on exploration missions where you'll get you use your logic and play kissy face with Uhura.

If you're not lucky--

Well you should see what mine does to some of the other guys she's got hanging around with me most of the time.

XDDD KISSY FACE YES

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Something tells me that I am not in immediate danger of such circumstances romantically or physically.

[He pauses]

No, that is incorrect. This mundane has already chosen such torture in the way she arranges my relations with others. Fraternizing with Uhura would be a godsend, so to speak.

Do not elaborate on the specifics of those other muses. Giving ideas to the woman who controls me is not in my favor. [No really Kirk you should share. c: We all want to know~]

Seriously Uhura, keep your pouty lips to yourself. D|

[diditin3]

Mmm. Let me guess. Does it have to do with inducing certain...urges...you get every seven years?

[What? He's been bruised and bloodied more than a few times by those urges.]

c: That's okay he doesn't want her lips.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Poor Spock. All he can do is give a curt nod.]

It is not so much the process, since it is logical for creating more of my species, but the mates she has certain inclinations toward.

[polyglot]

Excuse you.

[diditin3]

Watch the face!

[polyglot]

Watch your mouth and I will!

Honestly, as if I have any more of a say than you two do.

[polyglot]

I hope you weren't listening to Captain Kirk when he was talking about your mun making you 'play kissy face'.

[The look on her face seems to make it clear that is the last thing on her mind right now.]

1/2

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Not again. He doesn't want to be in the dog house.]

Of course not, Lieutenant.

2/2

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Such a derogatory term for your affections, or the ways you choose to portray them, is not something within my vocabulary.

[He's buttering you up because he can be a nice guy sometimes. Okay almost never but right now he can.]

[polyglot]

[ .. She knows what you're doing. But to be honest? She's tired of fighting. And really, genuinely happy that you're alive. ]

Over complimentary doesn't suit you. It's strange. [ She will call you out on it, though. ] You know, I have just as much of a choice in any of this as you do.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Yes, but it calmed you down, didn't it?]

Choice was never quite an option. Especially not during the time which the Captain describes. It does not help that my mun contradicts my interests.

[polyglot]

[ She's catching on to you. Sort of. ]

Contradicts your interests? [ She raises one eyebrow. ] .. I'm assuming you're not talking about linguistics and chess.

[slapdash]

I thought I was the Captain of your mind.

[ Jim's sense of humor. Can't be stopped. ]

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Incorrect. You are the Captain of the Enterprise.

[Wait for it. . .]

Something far less complicated to command than the mind of a Vulcan.

[slapdash]

[ Jim will probably always like it when Spock gives him sass. Probably. ]

Don't let Scotty hear you say that.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Perhaps he already has. The ship sometimes malfunctions with the intercom.

[You get a slight smirk, Kirk]

It is something I should have the technical team look into on a later date. [Oh ho ho he's on a roll today. Those perfectly worded teases will be the end of you, Jim.]

[slapdash]

[ He needs a minute before, ]

Wait--did you just take a shot at me?

[drlmccoy]

[Hang on, he hasn't made it past the screenname and is pretty much dying of laughter]

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[McCoy, you just get a hard, searing stare from Spock.

While his mun giggles like an idiot. You're welcome.]

[drlmccoy]

[AHAHAHAHAHA NOPE. He's not getting up any time soon]

Oh I needed that!

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Displeased Spock is displeased.]

Do not encourage my Mundane with her antics to subject me to such foolish screenames. I prefer this one to my previous.

[Because Mun is a bitch and made his name Hand_Sex on insanejournal before deleting.]

[drlmccoy]

Oh I'm sure it's not logical enough for you. Boy, I'm tickled pinker than a newborns behind.

[He's wiping his eyes because TEARS]