Mun, WTF Do you think you're doing? /Voice-testing/

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

While I find it admirable that you have faith in yourself to play this role, your chances of success are minimal. You may first want to decide which 'Spock' you prefer before jumping to conclusions, Mundane.

I am estimating that there is a 99% chance that you will stay in this indecisive state, as you always do, until you see fit to find me a new place of residence.

[Spock is quiet for a moment, more than happy to listen to his Mundane complain but he's not going to offer her sympathy. That's not what Vulcans do.]

As you are technically the Captain of my mind, I would advise that you brush up on old Star Trek material to get a better grasp of my mannerisms. No, I will not say that I wish to be dropped so soon. That would be highly illogical and most detrimental for both parties.

Simply watch the old series and the movies again. I am more than confident in your capabilities to accomplish that much. After all, are you not on that human vacation from the Academy referred to as 'summer'?

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[diditin3]

Aww, what's the matter, Spock? Not up for the challenge of having someone puppet you around to her whims?

Just be nice to her and she'll be nice to you.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

I would not refer to what she does as 'puppeteering', Captain. I am perfectly capable of controlling myself but her lacking diction makes such actions improbable.

I also do not see how employing the human emotion of kindness will help her at all. In fact, being more Vulcan, to use your vernacular, might be more beneficial.

[diditin3]

No offense Spock, but I've been around the block once or twice or three times with these girls. If you're lucky, all they want to do is pamper you and send you out on exploration missions where you'll get you use your logic and play kissy face with Uhura.

If you're not lucky--

Well you should see what mine does to some of the other guys she's got hanging around with me most of the time.

XDDD KISSY FACE YES

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Something tells me that I am not in immediate danger of such circumstances romantically or physically.

[He pauses]

No, that is incorrect. This mundane has already chosen such torture in the way she arranges my relations with others. Fraternizing with Uhura would be a godsend, so to speak.

Do not elaborate on the specifics of those other muses. Giving ideas to the woman who controls me is not in my favor. [No really Kirk you should share. c: We all want to know~]

Seriously Uhura, keep your pouty lips to yourself. D|

[diditin3]

Mmm. Let me guess. Does it have to do with inducing certain...urges...you get every seven years?

[What? He's been bruised and bloodied more than a few times by those urges.]

c: That's okay he doesn't want her lips.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Poor Spock. All he can do is give a curt nod.]

It is not so much the process, since it is logical for creating more of my species, but the mates she has certain inclinations toward.

[diditin3]

[At least you're less whatever-it-is-Vulcan's-feel-instead-of-embarrassment than most Spocks he runs into about the whole pon farr thing.]

Not so logical when those 'mates' can't readily progress your species, huh?

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Of course he is. At his age he's experienced it more than once. The ramifications of how he acts are embarrassing but the process itself is completely natural and necessary. At least on Vulcan it is. To logical to mate without the right push.]

Precisely. I get the feeling that isn't her intent, anyway. She is always trying to soften me up by finding a suitable partner. Contrary to what she believes, I refuse to have those partners be male.

[ D: BUT SPOCK. -WHHIINNNEE-]

[polyglot]

I hope you weren't listening to Captain Kirk when he was talking about your mun making you 'play kissy face'.

[The look on her face seems to make it clear that is the last thing on her mind right now.]

[polyglot]

Excuse you.

[diditin3]

Watch the face!

[diditin3]

Well good, then you're just going to try to beat me to death.

Not sure which is better.

[polyglot]

Watch your mouth and I will!

Honestly, as if I have any more of a say than you two do.

[diditin3]

I thought you liked kissy face with the commander anyway!

oh god the fights. bring on all the fights. :)

[polyglot]

That's none of your business, Kirk!

[diditin3]

Then stop doing it in front of me!

[polyglot]

Stop watching!

Moreover, why do you care?

[diditin3]

I don't watch--

And I don't care!

1/2

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

[Not again. He doesn't want to be in the dog house.]

Of course not, Lieutenant.

2/2

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

Such a derogatory term for your affections, or the ways you choose to portray them, is not something within my vocabulary.

[He's buttering you up because he can be a nice guy sometimes. Okay almost never but right now he can.]

[polyglot]

That's not what it sounded like.

[ Uhura, stop being a snot. ]

Miss the women from Earth? It'll be a lonely five years, Captain.

[diditin3]

What's that suppose to mean? There's plenty of inhabited planets. Probably.

And I'm sure there will be a lot of women on them.

[polyglot]

[ .. She knows what you're doing. But to be honest? She's tired of fighting. And really, genuinely happy that you're alive. ]

Over complimentary doesn't suit you. It's strange. [ She will call you out on it, though. ] You know, I have just as much of a choice in any of this as you do.

[polyglot]

Did I touch a nerve, Captain? I'm sure there will be plenty of women...

[ Look at that wry smile. ]

But they'll have to fall for your usual tricks first.

[greenbloodedhobgoblin]

I'm sorry, but I seem to misunderstand.

[There goes that brow again.]

Why would I cause any damage with Lt. Uhura on board?