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Voice test. Canon is Dan Vs.

...Did you have to name this account that? It's bad enough when Dan calls me a 'side kick', I don't need you to add to that.

And mun, I talked to your other muses, and by the way there's an unusual amount of...magic horses, and I don't want to do anything that might be...not great for my health. You know anything that might kill me, or any involuntary transformations, I don't want to turn into anything that can't eat bacon.

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Chris! About time you showed up! I've been stuck here surrounded by a pack of insufferable jackanapes!

Horses? Ignore them. They're jerks.

Sorry my interdimensional abduction wasn't convenient enough for you, Dan.

Jerks? They seem perfectly hospitable as far as civilized equines go, I mean they didn't to chew on my shirt or anything.

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Don't be witty. It doesn't suit you.

No, they're jerks! Who steal all the attention and are totally jealous of my nomination!

What? Are you sure your not the one who's jealous Dan?

It's not their fault they got such a big fandom.

What?! Don't be ridiculous!

I don't care about the fandom! I care that it happened on our network! We'd be at the top if it wasn't for those asinine, nampy-pampy, miscreants!

And that's partially due to the fandom.

Look Dan, I don't really care as long as we have a place to stay, can't you just be happy for what we got?

[He storms around, grumbling angrily, and kicks a few things (including Chris' leg) before calming down.]

...Fine. Whatever.

[That escalated quickly, at least it didn't end with the both of them going to (and probably get arrested at) The Hub headquarters.]

Feeling better?

Jeez, now that I think about it your list must be longer than the "Bill of Rights" by now.

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Dammit! Sorry!

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Nah it's cool

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...You know Dan...?

[She bristles, eyes piercing though Chris into his soul. She's not happy.]

[Okay the staring is a bit creepy, but he knows when someone is upset, and when Dan's involved, there's always plenty to be upset about]

Yeah, I know him...we're kinda friends...kinda, he's not so bad once you get to know him though.

Not so bad huh?

[The young girl eyes Chris. He didn't look like much of a threat, but then again neither did Dan.]

He nearly blew up my house a while back, and is trying to kill quite a few people in my game.

Is that Veronica?

[Yep.]

Ignore her! She's a lying liar!

Dan. I don't think she would lie about something like that.

Nope, I'm not lying.

Your friend is certainly.... excitable.

That's one word for it. Believe me, I know.

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STARTING OVER THEN

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It's all fine...

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We all kinda derped.

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Herpen de derpen...

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Derpen hagan?

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Derpen hagan

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Derpy do with muffins

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Dizty Do with muffins

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Muffins with the muffins

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I'm bluffin' with my muffins

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I have a doughnut.

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Dunkin doughnuts

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Krispy Kream

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Doughnut joe

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Bagels are better

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Joe Bagel (this is like the second time we've done this)

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Second?

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I dunno either

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Baguette Swanson (Me, Discord, Mommy Twi, Equestrian Girls.)

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Coissante (Oh yeah.)

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Bakery item (Those were stranger times)

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Non-bakery item (Eeyup)

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Cupcakes....something? I got nothing (indeed they were, btw Twilight's mom's mun here)

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Bakes beans? (Huh, small internet. Discord's mun. )

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Frying pan? (This is the best coincidence ever.)

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Toilet paper (Indeed.)

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Pancreas?

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Applesauce?

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I think we're tapped again.

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Yeah...he does that. I'm usually there to mellow him out when gets into one of his vengeance raids.

It usually ends with me being beaten to a pulp, or owing tons of property damage...or both.

Mellow? You can do that?

[She glares at Dan.]

Well luckily I've been able to avert both in our game. Dan gets hurt, my place stays up, it's a win-win situation.

Well, I think I do anyway, then there's his cat Mr. Mumbles, I think he's calmest with her around.

Yeah, he doesn't really think things through most of the time.

What if you were turned into bacon?

[Oh no...]

[Oh dear, guess who's looking pretty freaked out right now? This guy.]

Well I don't think I would like that at all Mr...dragon, goat, horse....thing.

Please don't hurt me!

Hurt you? I will do nothing of the sort.

[He snaps his fingers and a plate of bacon floats up to Chris.]

Here, my treat.

[He knows how suspicious this is, but...bacon.]

That bacon isn't going to eat me or turn me into a pig is it?

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I can safely state that neither of those things will happen when you eat that bacon.

[That doesn't make him feel better. But bacon! Why must you taunt him Discord!?

A-are you sure?

Positive. This is the freshest bacon you'll ever eat.

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