Voice test. Canon is Dan Vs.

[bestsidekick]

...Did you have to name this account that? It's bad enough when Dan calls me a 'side kick', I don't need you to add to that.

And mun, I talked to your other muses, and by the way there's an unusual amount of...magic horses, and I don't want to do anything that might be...not great for my health. You know anything that might kill me, or any involuntary transformations, I don't want to turn into anything that can't eat bacon.

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i love you forever

[angry_jerk]

Chris! About time you showed up! I've been stuck here surrounded by a pack of insufferable jackanapes!

Horses? Ignore them. They're jerks.

Aw, thanks

[bestsidekick]

Sorry my interdimensional abduction wasn't convenient enough for you, Dan.

Jerks? They seem perfectly hospitable as far as civilized equines go, I mean they didn't to chew on my shirt or anything.

[angry_jerk]

Don't be witty. It doesn't suit you.

No, they're jerks! Who steal all the attention and are totally jealous of my nomination!

[bestsidekick]

What? Are you sure your not the one who's jealous Dan?

It's not their fault they got such a big fandom.

[angry_jerk]

What?! Don't be ridiculous!

I don't care about the fandom! I care that it happened on our network! We'd be at the top if it wasn't for those asinine, nampy-pampy, miscreants!

[bestsidekick]

And that's partially due to the fandom.

Look Dan, I don't really care as long as we have a place to stay, can't you just be happy for what we got?

[angry_jerk]

[He storms around, grumbling angrily, and kicks a few things (including Chris' leg) before calming down.]

...Fine. Whatever.

[bestsidekick]

[That escalated quickly, at least it didn't end with the both of them going to (and probably get arrested at) The Hub headquarters.]

Feeling better?

Jeez, now that I think about it your list must be longer than the "Bill of Rights" by now.

[angry_jerk]

Shut up.

I'll get back to you when I find some more notepads in this damn headspace. Honestly, this idiot's more empty-headed than the people of Calgary.

[bestsidekick]

I know what you mean, I haven't seen a single snack bar since I showed up.

[angry_jerk]

They're so inconsiderate! And irritating! It makes you wanna attach 'em to a car bomb!

I'm guessing your puppetmaster has plans for you?

[bestsidekick]

I hope not. I don't like the prospect of being blasted through space, stranded on a strange world, and possibly turned into another species against my will.

[angry_jerk]

Well, now you've jinxed it. Not that you weren't doomed already.

Mine's got me stuck in some crappy place called Ink City. Full of animated nutjobs and creeps.

[bestsidekick]

You don't have to put it like that.

...What kind of nutjobs and creeps?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

...You know Dan...?

[She bristles, eyes piercing though Chris into his soul. She's not happy.]

[notmakingsense]

What if you were turned into bacon?

[Oh no...]

Dammit! Sorry!

[angry_jerk]

Let's see... Robots, some brats, robots, Dragons, [growls]] this ass named Xellos, and robots.

[bestsidekick]

[Okay the staring is a bit creepy, but he knows when someone is upset, and when Dan's involved, there's always plenty to be upset about]

Yeah, I know him...we're kinda friends...kinda, he's not so bad once you get to know him though.

Nah it's cool

[bestsidekick]

You already said robots...and I don't think 'brats' belong in the same category as killer robots and dragons...and who's Xellos?

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Not so bad huh?

[The young girl eyes Chris. He didn't look like much of a threat, but then again neither did Dan.]

He nearly blew up my house a while back, and is trying to kill quite a few people in my game.

[bestsidekick]

[Oh dear, guess who's looking pretty freaked out right now? This guy.]

Well I don't think I would like that at all Mr...dragon, goat, horse....thing.

Please don't hurt me!

[angry_jerk]

...Lemonade Stand Gang.

Xellos is a JERK! With phenomenal cosmic power and stuff...

[angry_jerk]

Is that Veronica?

[Yep.]

Ignore her! She's a lying liar!

[bestsidekick]

Yeah...he does that. I'm usually there to mellow him out when gets into one of his vengeance raids.

It usually ends with me being beaten to a pulp, or owing tons of property damage...or both.

[notmakingsense]

Hurt you? I will do nothing of the sort.

[He snaps his fingers and a plate of bacon floats up to Chris.]

Here, my treat.