Because rule 63 is always fun, something of a voice test

[super_spidering]

So you're telling me I'm an alternate universe version of a dude, but not any specific version of this dude (because apparently there are dozens? No, sure, that makes perfect sense.) Instead you're just going to pick and choose different bits from the cartoons and comics and movies and that's me, but with a vagina? Right, no way at all that could end poorly.

You're lucky I read comics or I'd be totally lost right now.
Though this sure as hell explains a lot about Wade.

Look, mun, I know you've been bored since the semester ended, but don't you think you may be jumping into things a little prematurely? Like maybe you should figure out who exactly I do and do not know? Trust me here, I have a sense.

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[puny_parker]

Ohgod. Someone finally did it.

[super_spidering]

[It takes her a minute before it clicks who this might be.]

Oh. Uh, huh.

Okay, yeah, this is way weirder than I thought it'd be.

[You would think nothing would be able to surprise her at this point, but apparently not.]

[puny_parker]

I'd say the same, but I've seen weirder.

...unless Jonah's a woman in your universe. Then all bets are off.

[super_spidering]

Well that's encouraging for the future.

[She tries imagining Jonah as a woman, but all she can come up with his him in a dress.]

Nope. Jonah's still Jonah, but thanks for that mental image I'll never get to unsee.

[puny_parker]

Giving people horrifying mental images may in fact be the only reason my mun still plays me.

Anybody else swap genders then?

[super_spidering]

What not the charming displays of wit?

Nope. My mun seems to think half the fun is in [she's clearly quoting here] exploring how relationships and behaviors change due to perceptions of gender and ingrained social norms.

[Penny shrugs.]

I'm like the experimental variable in her little exploration.

[abetterway]

Picking in choosing is their prerogative, apparently. [No, she does not look impressed.]