This is crack. Crack is good. At times you should say YES! to crack.

[notintehkitchen]

Mun, I beg you. Please close that window.

I... I can't stop looking for some reason if you don't.

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[bring_the_beatdown]

.. Dude... That sounds so dirty.

[notintehkitchen]

[Ew, Scout. Ew.]

You're just a pervert.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Nuh-uh.

[And he sticks his tongue out at her. Because he is the pinnacle of maturity.]

[notintehkitchen]

[Watch her stick hers right back out at you.]

Uh-huh!

[bring_the_beatdown]

You're the one that said it.

[So there.]

[notintehkitchen]

But you were the one that said it sounded dirty, perv-o!

[bring_the_beatdown]

You're the one checkin' out Engineer when he's shirtless.

[notintehkitchen]

[You don't want to know what else these eyes have seen.]

I...

[Swallows.]

I am not.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Uh-huh. That's why you can't stop looking.

[notintehkitchen]

The only reason I'm looking at him is because I can't stand looking at you.

[bring_the_beatdown]

I didn't see you running for cover when I took my shirt off.

Want me to do it again? Because I can.

[notintehkitchen]

[Pyro looks at him for about two seconds before deciding to send her fist flying towards his stupid face. Hey, at least despite all this she IS blushing like mad.]

Stop being dumb!

[bring_the_beatdown]

Jesus!

[He reels back, holding his nose.]

What the hell was that for?

[notintehkitchen]

What do you think it was for? Didn't you just hear what I said?

[bring_the_beatdown]

You said you didn't want me to take my shirt off, you didn't say nuthin' about hitting me.

[notintehkitchen]

Look, you deserved it. That's it.

[bring_the_beatdown]

For what?!!