He thought his mun forgot about him

[marinebiting]

I told you not to get involved with me.

Also this is your final warning: take the fish joke out of the application.

Comments

[onlythefishiest]

There is NOTHING WRONG with a good fish joke! Stop carping about it! 38D

[marinebiting]

[WOW NO YOU'RE EVEN WORSE]

I'll..."carp" about it if I want to.

I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

[onlythefishiest]

You really should clam down! There's no need to mako such a fuss about it! 3XD

no this is the best thing that could have happened to this post

[marinebiting]

[...okay he'll let mako slide since that's a type of shark. But he's not accepting clam.]

Don't you think you're the one taking this a little too seriously?

[photonics]

[ Pardon Kaito's amusement, but all things considered, fish puns don't come often enough when it comes to Shark. Besides, fish puns are better to deal with than jokes about Kaito's height. ]

You tell everyone not to get involved with you.

[marinebiting]

[Shark could use a distraction and friendly(?) bickering with Kaito is a fine activity that he actually enjoys.]

And how many of them listen?

[Answer: zero.]

phone tagging from work aw yeah

[photonics]

The problem is, you tell that to stubborn people. You should know by now that they won't listen.

[marinebiting]

I seem to keep attracting those kinds of people.

yesssssssss good

[icefallen]

What will you ever do if the application is full of fish jokes?

that's my line

[marinebiting]

[OH. UM. HELLO, SISTER. Shark does his best to pretend he totally didn't just jump there.]

I'll...

[Give him a minute he'll come up with something.]

I stole your lines sorry

[icefallen]

You can't follow through on a threat if you don't even know what the threat is, Ryouga.

oh well. Kamishiro time!

[marinebiting]

[Ughhhhh why did it have to be Rio of all people to catch that. Now she'll harp on him forever about it.]

I was hoping intimidation would be enough.

i know i said 5d's but shhh just wait

[gimmickpuppets]

Now I'm curious about this joke.

[marinebiting]

It's stupid.

[LIKE YOU.]

oh no I'm laughing too hard already

[gimmickpuppets]

Tell me anyway, Ryouga. I could use a good laugh!

[marinebiting]

Something about flying fish and me not giving any of them.

[He told you it was stupid. If you actually laugh at that, he's going to respect you even less. And he didn't think that was even possible.]

okay here you go

[clusteringhopes]

I guess I should consider myself lucky that mine isn't clever enough for those kind of jokes.

[ What with the crab hair and all. ]

[marinebiting]

[Crab, meet octopus.]

Unfortunately, it's the ones who think they're clever never are.

[clusteringhopes]

That's what I've heard, at least. For what it's worth, I'm sorry you have to deal with it.

I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDN'T... BUT THEN I SAW FEFERI AND I

[rewritedraw]

[[HAVE AN AU.]]

[IT'S LIKE A TWISTED MIX OF THE THINGS YOU LOVE HATE]

Awwww, what's so bad about fish puns?

[marinebiting]

[JUST

THIS

FACE]

HAHAHAAAAAAHAHAAAAA

[rewritedraw]

[Ah yes obliviousness.]

Oiiii, Shark, are you alright?

[NO.]

and then i tagged from a ds oKAY GOODNIGHT FOR REAL NOW

[iildus]

What's a fish how come it can't get inbolbed with you?

[Oh how cute a little kid who can't pronounce his 'v's--woAH DEAR SHIT]

[marinebiting]

[Ugh, Shark doesn't have any time for this babysitting sh...it is a Barian. A little kid Barian. Barians have kids?]

Because...

[What does he say? Shark doesn't like those Barian douchebags, but he's not about to be mean to a kid. There's also something really unsettling about this kid that he doesn't want to think about.]

Because a fish is an animal that lives in the water and it can't survive out of it.

[iildus]

You mean stuff actually LIVES IN THE WATER!? [WOAH.]

But when I touched the water it hurt you can't go in the water--! [wow barian water must suck lots]