He thought his mun forgot about him

[marinebiting]

I told you not to get involved with me.

Also this is your final warning: take the fish joke out of the application.

Comments

[onlythefishiest]

There is NOTHING WRONG with a good fish joke! Stop carping about it! 38D

[marinebiting]

[WOW NO YOU'RE EVEN WORSE]

I'll..."carp" about it if I want to.

I'm sorry I couldn't resist.

[onlythefishiest]

You really should clam down! There's no need to mako such a fuss about it! 3XD

no this is the best thing that could have happened to this post

[marinebiting]

[...okay he'll let mako slide since that's a type of shark. But he's not accepting clam.]

Don't you think you're the one taking this a little too seriously?

Also I am sorry for the quality of pun.

[onlythefishiest]

Fish puns are always S-ERIOUS BUSIN-ESS! You betta start taking them moray seriously too!

[This is definitely not Feferi's totally serious face.]

[marinebiting]

I am taking them seriously.

[By expressing his dislike of them, of course.]

[onlythefishiest]

I'm starting to think you are beyond kelp! Do you elver do anything just for fun?

[Nothing discourages a Feferi on a pun roll. She will keep fishing them up as long as she has to! She will even infect the narration!]

[marinebiting]

No.

[In fact, he seems to actually go out of his way to be miserable.]

[onlythefishiest]

I eel so sorry for you then! The world must be a really dull plaice, if you N-EV-ER have any fun.

[Feferi just really seems to like baiting serious people.]

[marinebiting]

I could use with more dullness in my life.

[He has all kinds of excitement! Just the unfun kind.]

[photonics]

[ Pardon Kaito's amusement, but all things considered, fish puns don't come often enough when it comes to Shark. Besides, fish puns are better to deal with than jokes about Kaito's height. ]

You tell everyone not to get involved with you.

[marinebiting]

[Shark could use a distraction and friendly(?) bickering with Kaito is a fine activity that he actually enjoys.]

And how many of them listen?

[Answer: zero.]

phone tagging from work aw yeah

[photonics]

The problem is, you tell that to stubborn people. You should know by now that they won't listen.

[marinebiting]

I seem to keep attracting those kinds of people.

[photonics]

You say that as if you aren't so yourself.

[marinebiting]

[That actually earns a smile. A tiny, but honest smile.]

I never said I wasn't.

It's a good quality for a duelist to have.

[photonics]

[ Until it gets them into trouble. ]

Even if it wasn't, we wouldn't be any different.

[marinebiting]

[But it evens out when they just stubborn their way out of it again.]

No. We wouldn't. You and Yuma would still be as troublesome as ever.

[photonics]

[ Woah excuse u Shark. ]

I'm not the one you have to concern yourself with, but I'm flattered you'd even bother.

[marinebiting]

[Hey he respects you enough to not just outright ignore you like he does with 99% of the population!]

Don't take it the wrong way. I'm just saying you're annoying.

[Also known as the classic Kamishiro roundabout way of expressing camaraderie.]

[photonics]

[ Whatever you say, Shark. ]

You're one to talk, you know.

yesssssssss good

[icefallen]

What will you ever do if the application is full of fish jokes?

[marinebiting]

I don't care what you or anyone else thinks about me.

[Now you're just being a brat, Shark.]

that's my line

[marinebiting]

[OH. UM. HELLO, SISTER. Shark does his best to pretend he totally didn't just jump there.]

I'll...

[Give him a minute he'll come up with something.]

I stole your lines sorry

[icefallen]

You can't follow through on a threat if you don't even know what the threat is, Ryouga.