there is a sad lack of this chap about

[amurrica]

Where are...the drugs?

[probably in your bloodstream already, dude. you just forgot]

Haven't I waited long enough? And, what, what is this? Why are there so few pictures of me? Me? Me! There's so much footage! And I'm wondering, I'm wondering...where are all the tiny pictures? Where?

This is an outrage!

When, when's the football match on? You know I can't miss it. Not again. My team's playing!

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[manofiron]

I thought you went to prison.

[amurrica]

They don't play football on the tellies in prison? Is that what you're saying?

[that sounds like hell.]

[manofiron]

I'm saying you? Being here? Not really going to work for people.

[amurrica]

Clearly not! There are so few of these little, these little pictures of me, and my face is everywhere! Everywhere!

[brb - voice...of...terror]

That...is the true crime. The world's most wanted fugitive and no. One. Can be bothered to look at his face for longer than it takes...to tremble.

[manofiron]

No one's trembling, Trevor. You just weren't as great of an actor as you thought you were.

[amurrica]

[Tony.

Tony please.

What if Trevor...is the character? What if The Mandarin is the actor?

Leonardo DiCaprio wishes he was this good. Oscar I love you, Oscar I doooo...!]

And what are you, then? Big man in a suit?

[...]

I don't think I ever got your name. Who...are you again?

[10_rings_to_rule]

[Hear that clinking along with the cracking right behind you? That's the sound of someone cracking their knuckles while wearing ten rings.]

So you are the buffoon that wears my name like a trophy.

[amurrica]

[Do you hear that high-pitched scratching noise that whirrs about in your brain every time you see a neon pink sign flashing while you're high as a kite?

No?

There's your answer as to what Trevor hears.]

When did we pass out trophies? I'd quite like a trophy.

I apologize in advance for this guy. He's a bit of a douche at times.

[10_rings_to_rule]

Take a good look at me. Do you know just who I am?

be more like this guy http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltchy4iUBI1qafrh6.gif

[amurrica]

Hmm.

[s q u i n t]

Drawing a blank. Haven't got the slightest of clues, no.

lol

[10_rings_to_rule]

I am the Mandarin. It is I that wield the Ten Rings of power, it is I that will sit at the throne of the world once my destiny is realized, it is I that will crush any opposition to my destiny.

And you have made a mockery of my name and destiny.

[amurrica]

[well this guy certainly goes on like the teleprompter, that much is for sure]

You might want to talk to someone else about that. It's just a job, you see, nothing more.

[they promised him drugs. things. how could he say no? chill out, bro, go piss all over killian!]

[10_rings_to_rule]

[Oh, the Mandarin has had words with Killian too. ...The only reason he's being civil right now is because his mun won't let him just blast Trevor with an impact beam.]

To you it may have been "just a job" but it is no laughing matter. Not only have you made yourself an enemy of the state in which you live, but you have made yourself the enemy of the single most powerful man alive.

[amurrica]

[Sorry, bro. Tony managed to get through hanging out in a small town without anyone really recognizing him. Trevor's not got the best of brains, and he never introduced himself...and even if he did, he probably wouldn't remember it.

Especially not when he was too busy with the birds to see that message about his address.]

Mm. Single most powerful man alive. [Right.] ...who is that, again?