there is a sad lack of this chap about

[amurrica]

Where are...the drugs?

[probably in your bloodstream already, dude. you just forgot]

Haven't I waited long enough? And, what, what is this? Why are there so few pictures of me? Me? Me! There's so much footage! And I'm wondering, I'm wondering...where are all the tiny pictures? Where?

This is an outrage!

When, when's the football match on? You know I can't miss it. Not again. My team's playing!

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[manofiron]

I thought you went to prison.

[10_rings_to_rule]

[Hear that clinking along with the cracking right behind you? That's the sound of someone cracking their knuckles while wearing ten rings.]

So you are the buffoon that wears my name like a trophy.