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[ofdrumsthesound]

I'd like to see more Tens around myself. That doesn't mean I want you to ask everyone you see if they play him. It's a bit pathetic, really.

Also, stop listening to sad music. It'll just make you more sad, more lonely and less fun. Try something bright, cheerful and preferably not that yellow submarine song again. I'm sick of that one.

With sincere irritation, your Master.

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[the_ninth_doctor]

Would you rather he made you listen to some classic 70s rock, Koschei?

[ofdrumsthesound]

These days I fancy a bit more modern than that, although she seems to like a bit of everything. But in any case, the words 'we all live in a yellow submarine' have been floating around in here for days now. I'm sick of it.

*But then he grins.* Ah, Doctor. It's good to see you. Alive and well and glaring at me like always.

[the_ninth_doctor]

{sarcasm} Oh but the drum solos are so smashing with KISS...[/sarcasm]

At least you got rid of the rubbish Van Dyke. But the frosting of the hair is so... so... N'Sync.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I admit, I don't really miss the Cliche Goatee of Evil(TM) that much. It was almost as stupid as the way you used to dress. Especially the psychotic rainbow coat, what was with that?

We both were idiots back then. The War made us grow up a bit, I think.

[the_ninth_doctor]

I lost a bet in Egypt. Joseph bet me his coat to my scarf. You can tell who won.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He snickers.* That is so you, old friend.

[the_ninth_doctor]

Yes yes, but better that then the celery stick. Or the stupid question mark cane. You just barely missed me in that phase of life.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I thought the celery stick was kind of amusing.

I liked that scarf, though. And you had funny pop eyes back then. *He sighs.* I killed that one, didn't I? Sorry about that.

I don't trust half of my own memories thanks to the War, mind you. But I'm pretty sure I let that one fall. And you deserved better from your oldest friend.

[the_ninth_doctor]

...yes well, you could have paid me back by not squandering the second batch of regenerations you got for helping me with that Dead Zone situation.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I seem to get into even more trouble than you do. How does that happen?

[the_ninth_doctor]

Because I only find trouble, you tend to be the trouble I find. At least it was when we were children. [considers 700 to still be child age]

[ofdrumsthesound]

Alright, point.

. . . I've been trying to get saner lately. *The past three years is lately, right?*

[the_ninth_doctor]

I'll take my other regenerations to find out I'm sure. It's just with so few of us left... Susan's in E-Space, so while safe from the Time War, there's no way back for her, the Ronni has been missing for a dog's age... and there's us.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I went seriously out there for a while after the War, enough so that even I noticed. *He winces.* When your main accomplishment in a day is that you only ate deserving people . . . well, what can I say?

But I'm fighting it, so there's that.