dear_mun | Most tentative voice test

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Most tentative voice test

Why don't we save ourselves the trouble and leave me to do whatever I want and you continue to mess around with that other guy.

You do realise you can't handle any more so bringing me in would require you to drop the other guy. And, uh, you like him a lot more than you do me, even if you think [He smirks.] I'd be a lot more fun. Of course I am. I'm Tony Stark, fun is what I do.

[He makes shooing motions.] Stop thinking about it, I'm telling you it's a bad idea and I know bad ideas. [Even if he often went through with his own...]

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Flattering, definitely that.

[He makes a dismissive gesture.]

And need I remind you that in my all years as CEO the company didn't crash and burn when I dropped everything to go on vacation.

[She rolls her eyes slightly. She's not trying to stroke her own ego, but it was also because she was there to make sure said company didn't crash and burn when he went on impromptu vacations.]

I'm not going on vacation with you.

We could go on separate vacations and accidentally meet up at the same place?

You're really determined, aren't you? If you really want to go on vacation, why don't you get Rhodey to go with you?

[Pepper, really.]

I could, but you know how the military gets when I get Rhodey to do stuff with me. Unwanted third wheel much?

That hasn't stopped the two of you before.

Ah, yep, good times.

Burly men following us around still cramps my style.

So Happy driving you around cramps your style? I'll be sure to tell him that the next time I see him.

[Faux outrage.]

How could you? You'll hurt his feelings.

You're the one who said it, not me.

If you tell him, technically you're saying it too.

Which only shows that the last thing I need is to spend more time with you.

We've already established I wouldn't last very long if you left.

What are you going to do if your mun ends up apping you then?

[...Not going to mention that his mun had been joking earlier about taking him from when he was in Afghanistan when he was still hooked up to the car battery or even getting rid of the car battery.]

Apparently there used to be another me there and Cap remembers me. I suspect he'll make sure I keep functioning. [Even if Tony will quietly resent him for his relationship with his dad.]

[She chuckles.]

Well at least you'll have someone to look after you. And I'd say that Captain America is much more qualified than I am. And if there was another one of you there he'll know what he's dealing with.

[Whining.]

I don't care if you think he's better. ['He's not you' is implied.]

As your primary care taker, wouldn't I have the best opinion on this?

[Now she's just teasing.]

You're not my caretaker. You are my... [There should be a word for it...] Pepper.

[He crosses his arms in a final gesture.]

[She mirrors his movement.]

Your Pepper?

...yes?

[Did he say something wrong?]

Now you own me?

[On the inside she's a little bit flattered but she's trying to play it cool.]

Uh, no. Not like that. Of course not. Never. You are your own person and I totally respect that. I would never imply you were like property. You are just very you and I am going to get you something. Not strawberries because I remember about that. I haven't forgotten... [Blah blah blah more rambling as he tries to backtrack.]

[It's obvious now that she's trying to bite her cheeks in order not to laugh. Usually her joking never actually hits home and it's usually the other way around. He'd be the one teasing her. Pardon Pepper if a laugh comes spluttering past her lips slightly.]

[He pauses mid-ramble and just stares. That doesn't usually happen.]

Did you just-- are you laughing?

[Here he was trying to turn over a new leaf and be a marginally better person and the first time he puts that into practice it's fake!?]

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s-sob my lack of icons.

I feel your pain. Why do we need so many icons?

Because the 15 they give us is never going to be enough.

And we need many different variations of the same expression.

That too.

Us RPers are so picky about our 100x100 pixels XD

I don't know how we can get so attached to 100x100 pixels haha XD

Brainwashing obviously.

/shakes fist Damn you, pretty pixals!

We will always crawl back and throw our money at them

What is this demon power they hold over us.

I think it's all a part of Loki's evil plan.

Hrngg...but it's Loki. I would be okay with that.

Who wouldn't?

You bring up an excellent point, my lady.

Ooh Mr. Loki ooh~

And I will leave my Norse helmet on.

Ovaries explode everywhere.

Best ending ever.

That should be the ending of the Avengers film.

They clearly need to hire us as writers.

There'd be so much glorious fanservice if they did.