one whole year of justin hammer

[therealgenius]

I don't see what sort of celebration you'd have because you've been "playing" me for a year. I can't imagine you'd have even noticed unless you weren't looking at the field a few days ago. It would have just zoomed by and you wouldn't have cared at all.

Besides, who cares? The only thing people care about right now is Science Boyfriends and Loki's God awful hair.

I'd care more if you stopped, but I don't think that's going to happen.

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[manofiron]

No accounting for taste, right?

[therealgenius]

I'm sure they have shampoo on Planet God, even if it's not heat-activated or whatever else they're putting in commercials now.

[manofiron]

Why do you even care? I don't care and the stupid bastard threw me out a window.

[therealgenius]

Who said I cared? It's everyone else who cares! It's all over the place, drop the bass, Thor and you're tearing me apart, Lisa! I assure you, I do not care. At all.

[manofiron]

Then why are you talking about it?

[therealgenius]

Because it deflects attention from me and puts it on things that these people care about—that is, things that aren't me.

[manofiron]

So nobody cares about you. That's what you're saying?

[rhodeing]

You know people get all sentimental about stuff like that.

[therealgenius]

I can only handle so much sugary stuff, Lieutenant Colonel. Last thing I need is sentimentality getting in the way of...anything. Everything.

[rhodeing]

Yeah, getting in the way of all those important things you do in prison, right?

[therealgenius]

You know, I was all set to tell you how badass you were, and you had to go and bring that up.

I'm sure Tony will fill you in with the compliments.

[rhodeing]

You're a shitty liar, Hammer.

But seriously, why do you care so much about people not caring? Who cares if they don't care? It's not your job to make them like you. That's their own damn problem, man.

[therealgenius]

[HE JUST DOESN'T CARE OKAY!!!]

What? Why would I be lying? Did you forget I make weapons for a living? [Not that he cares okay!] Because action stuff, it's kind of a good time for me.

[redhourglass]

Celebrate you? Why?

[therealgenius]

Ooh, you only have eighteen days to go before your anniversary. Are you going to celebrate?

[redhourglass]

My mun may. I don't see any reason why it should be any different than any other day.

[therealgenius]

What, you stopped acknowledging birthdays after you hit thirty or something?

[redhourglass]

( try after she hit 80. )

I've never been big on birthdays.

[therealgenius]

[He needs to change out his kitchenware, that shit's probably rusted and cracked. C:]

Do you even remember yours? Do people have to remind you? Hey, I know you're in Bangkok pretending to be a Mormon missionary, but it's your birthday. Do something nice!

[supoorhero]

I don't have to get you a card, do I?

[therealgenius]

No.

I'll get you a gift certificate to Arby's instead. How's that?

[supoorhero]

[the last temptation of kenny mccormick]

Why? What kind of guy gives out presents at his own party?

[therealgenius]

There is no party. I'm not having a party. I am tired of parties, don't want any more.

[supoorhero]

Not even a tiny one?

[therealgenius]

...do you want to have a party? Pizza and root beer and Disney or something?