one whole year of justin hammer

[therealgenius]

I don't see what sort of celebration you'd have because you've been "playing" me for a year. I can't imagine you'd have even noticed unless you weren't looking at the field a few days ago. It would have just zoomed by and you wouldn't have cared at all.

Besides, who cares? The only thing people care about right now is Science Boyfriends and Loki's God awful hair.

I'd care more if you stopped, but I don't think that's going to happen.

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[manofiron]

No accounting for taste, right?

[rhodeing]

You know people get all sentimental about stuff like that.

[therealgenius]

I'm sure they have shampoo on Planet God, even if it's not heat-activated or whatever else they're putting in commercials now.

[manofiron]

Why do you even care? I don't care and the stupid bastard threw me out a window.

[redhourglass]

Celebrate you? Why?

[therealgenius]

I can only handle so much sugary stuff, Lieutenant Colonel. Last thing I need is sentimentality getting in the way of...anything. Everything.

[rhodeing]

Yeah, getting in the way of all those important things you do in prison, right?

[therealgenius]

Who said I cared? It's everyone else who cares! It's all over the place, drop the bass, Thor and you're tearing me apart, Lisa! I assure you, I do not care. At all.

[manofiron]

Then why are you talking about it?

[therealgenius]

Ooh, you only have eighteen days to go before your anniversary. Are you going to celebrate?

[therealgenius]

You know, I was all set to tell you how badass you were, and you had to go and bring that up.

I'm sure Tony will fill you in with the compliments.

[redhourglass]

My mun may. I don't see any reason why it should be any different than any other day.

[therealgenius]

Because it deflects attention from me and puts it on things that these people care about—that is, things that aren't me.

[rhodeing]

You're a shitty liar, Hammer.

But seriously, why do you care so much about people not caring? Who cares if they don't care? It's not your job to make them like you. That's their own damn problem, man.

[therealgenius]

What, you stopped acknowledging birthdays after you hit thirty or something?

[manofiron]

So nobody cares about you. That's what you're saying?

[therealgenius]

[HE JUST DOESN'T CARE OKAY!!!]

What? Why would I be lying? Did you forget I make weapons for a living? [Not that he cares okay!] Because action stuff, it's kind of a good time for me.

[redhourglass]

( try after she hit 80. )

I've never been big on birthdays.

[therealgenius]

In this fandom shit, that's what it appears to be.

Can you blame them? I kind of swore I'd get revenge and then, oh, wait, no. Totally forgotten about.

Mostly, at least.

[therealgenius]

[He needs to change out his kitchenware, that shit's probably rusted and cracked. C:]

Do you even remember yours? Do people have to remind you? Hey, I know you're in Bangkok pretending to be a Mormon missionary, but it's your birthday. Do something nice!

[manofiron]

Might be for the best. Look what happens when they remember you.

[redhourglass]

( RUDE )

If I don't celebrate it, how would people know it's my birthday? ( Besides, it's just a day. Who knows if it was the actual day she was born, or just given to her as part of the brain washing process. )

[therealgenius]

You mean shit like this? Yeah, it's definitely for the best.

[therealgenius]

[He's just worried, okay? He wants things to last.]

You can't keep everything a secret. Wouldn't your birthday have to be out there somewhere, birth certificate that SHIELD dredged up, something?

[manofiron]

Well, that I agree with.