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[superiorprat]

Of course people can see this. What are they - blind? You're worse than Merlin! (and I never thought I'd put anyone in that category.)

Look - and I'll make this very simple for you (aren't I generous?) - all you have to do is send me home. Camelot needs me, does that ring a bell with you?

Yes? Good! Now we're getting somewhere.

So do it. Don't just stand there staring at me! It's creepy...

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[loyalservant]

There are plenty of things worse than me! Shall I start listing all of the people who have tried to kill you in the past?

[please don't say yes, the list is extensive]

[superiorprat]

[Oh but he's tempted to say yes JUST to get Merlin's reaction. Because he's a jerk, albeit a royal one.]

Oh right - you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

[Totally sarcastic. Does Merlin really believe him this time?]

[loyalservant]

Yup! Glad you've finally admitted it to yourself. As the best thing that ever happened to you, I think I deserve a day off. You know, so I can continue being the best thing to the best of my ability.

[superiorprat]

[Head meet palm. Except that's not princely behaviour, so he just groans dramatically.]

If your service to me thus far has been your best - I really don't want to see you at your worse.

[chang_wufei]

You'll get used to the staring, and a lot more.

[superiorprat]

[Asking if Wufei's male or female's rude, right? Right. Fine.]

No, I won't need to. You see, I'm going home. [Sure you are, Arthur. Keep dreaming.]

[chang_wufei]

She just started poking at you, right?

It'll be a while. They're not very good at listening to orders.

[Probably about as rude as stabbing him for the question would be.]

[superiorprat]

[Amusing though.]

Yes, well - I'm working on reminding her of how utterly stupid it would be to keep me here longer than she already has. [Don't burst the naive prince's hopes!]

[servant]

Try insulting your mun a little more. Better yet, throw something at them. Always worked with me.

Wait. No, no it didn't.

[superiorprat]

[Hold on a tick...]

Merlin - you are forbidden from having a double. Do you hear me? [Yep. He completely ignored all you had to say.]

[servant]

Mm, I'm used to it. I see another face just like mine all the time. It's an incredibly handsome one, everyone should want more of it around.

Anyway, you're missing the point. Muns do as muns please. You don't rule over them, I'm sorry to say.

[child_of_leonesse]

[ ping'd by Camelot]

It is unpleasant when you are removed from your home.

[superiorprat]

[Instant polite.]

Yes, m'lady. Have you been away for long?

[child_of_leonesse]

Months, although she only recently found me a new home. I only hope that her thoughts take a less disturbing direction.

[english_dignity]

[You're already giving your country a headache, Arthur. Stop it.]

It's easier to build your legend when you don't start talking.

[superiorprat]

[B-but it's fun!]

My legend? I'm sorry, do I know you?

[english_dignity]

Yes and no. I knew a different version of you.

A smarter one.

[not_a_clotpole]

You won't get any sense of these ones... they're doomed.

Even Merlin speaks sense sometimes.

[superiorprat]

[Brain. Broken. Good job me. And yet - an ally!]

So I'm noticing.

Merlin... no one will ever get me to repeat this, by the way... I will admit he can occasionally use his brain.

[not_a_clotpole]

[It is rather brain-breaking isn't it?]

"Of course it's best kept secret, the last thing he needs is a bigger head then he all ready has."

[Honestly, how does a servant get so uppity? Particularly one as clumsy as Merlin.]

"These muns seem to be under the impression we should be thankful they bring us out and parade us around like puppets."

[insistent]

Camelot will survive very well without you.

[superiorprat]

[So mean Morgana.]

I think you're missing the fact that I'm the future king.

[verybigpheasants]

Could be they're struck dumb by your sheer importance.

S1 Arthur, don't mind him~

[superiorprat]

Finally! [Unless that was sarcasm.]

Someone who gets it!

I don't mind this at all fdklsj

[verybigpheasants]

[ HE IS UNSURE IF ARTHUR IS MORE HILARIOUS OR IRRITATING LIKE THIS. Both interpretations leave plenty of room for snorting, at least. ]

Oh, you are definitely something else, aren't you.