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Of course people can see this. What are they - blind? You're worse than Merlin! (and I never thought I'd put anyone in that category.)

Look - and I'll make this very simple for you (aren't I generous?) - all you have to do is send me home. Camelot needs me, does that ring a bell with you?

Yes? Good! Now we're getting somewhere.

So do it. Don't just stand there staring at me! It's creepy...

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There are plenty of things worse than me! Shall I start listing all of the people who have tried to kill you in the past?

[please don't say yes, the list is extensive]

You'll get used to the staring, and a lot more.

[Oh but he's tempted to say yes JUST to get Merlin's reaction. Because he's a jerk, albeit a royal one.]

Oh right - you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

[Totally sarcastic. Does Merlin really believe him this time?]

[Asking if Wufei's male or female's rude, right? Right. Fine.]

No, I won't need to. You see, I'm going home. [Sure you are, Arthur. Keep dreaming.]

She just started poking at you, right?

It'll be a while. They're not very good at listening to orders.

[Probably about as rude as stabbing him for the question would be.]

Try insulting your mun a little more. Better yet, throw something at them. Always worked with me.

Wait. No, no it didn't.

[Amusing though.]

Yes, well - I'm working on reminding her of how utterly stupid it would be to keep me here longer than she already has. [Don't burst the naive prince's hopes!]

[Hold on a tick...]

Merlin - you are forbidden from having a double. Do you hear me? [Yep. He completely ignored all you had to say.]

[Tone dry and faintly amused.]

Good luck with that.

[Brat.]

If you mean that, don't go giving her ideas.

The longer she plays with you, the less she'll plot with mine on how to make my life miserable.

Giving her ideas is completely to my advantage.

Mm, I'm used to it. I see another face just like mine all the time. It's an incredibly handsome one, everyone should want more of it around.

Anyway, you're missing the point. Muns do as muns please. You don't rule over them, I'm sorry to say.

I'm pretty sure that's not how things work. Especially since she is now plotting. And it is all. Your. Fault.

I'm pretty sure I've been dealing with them longer than you.

Handsome? Have you looked in a mirror lately? [Not the point either. But now he's just being an arse. As usual.]

Just wait, I'll prove you wrong. Again.

And what does that tell you? [Yes, yes he is mocking the dragon.]

That you're not trying. Meaning you like what she does to you.

Ha! Wait until she starts turning you into things.

And then tell me. I'll get the popcorn.

Well of course I wouldn't expect you to appreciate it.

Wouldn't care to make a bet, would you?

What - what did I tell you about giving her ideas?!

[Eyebrow lift.]

Since when did I promise to obey you?

Yup! Glad you've finally admitted it to yourself. As the best thing that ever happened to you, I think I deserve a day off. You know, so I can continue being the best thing to the best of my ability.

A bet - Merlin, princes don't make bets with servants. In case you forgot.

[He matches that look.]

Ever hear of courtesy?

Self preservation is more important sometimes.

[Head meet palm. Except that's not princely behaviour, so he just groans dramatically.]

If your service to me thus far has been your best - I really don't want to see you at your worse.

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