open tf2 RP post in my personal musebox??? come play with me, friends!

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[I've had such lovely CR in here that I decided to make us a place where we can play without spamming dear_mun up. and also it may be a fun place to explore possible CR further, or to do gratuitous shipping threads-- whatever you want.

at any rate, here it is. have at it.]

RED Spy is not invited. ... is he?

...

Mundane continues to disappoint me.

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If only I had more time. D: I might have to hit this later.

[hasstandards]

You say that like he wouldn't come if he wasn't.

ahhh I hope I'll see you there sometime soon ;_;

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Maybe if we invite him he will not come.

[she seems fairly serious about this.]

Someday! Until then, I can enjoy seeing you around here on occasion. o/

[hasstandards]

Frankly, I think the only thing that would keep him away would be if you had one of those Pyros from your team there. Spy's not real fond of them.

[For obvious reasons.]

BLU Medic mun here. :D

[bring_the_beatdown]

[Holy mommma that's a big lady.]

Wait what? Why would you invite the RED Spy anywhere? You should like... stuff him in a box before he steals all your shit.

[Big lady. Big big lady.]

ahhhh hi baby!!!!!

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Mundane finds him "fun." Because she is stupid.

[mo scoot you'll die]

/snuggles and never lets go

[bring_the_beatdown]

Fun? Dude's a world class loser. All of 'em are. But especially tha ones around here.

[Big big lady. With big lady parts. Staring time now.]

You shouls go tag my musebox thing!!! Sorry for typos, mobile

[heavyweaponsgirl]

This is true.

...

What does leetle scout think he is staring at.

I will I will! Do you want Medic or Scoot? I also have a BLU Sniper.

[bring_the_beatdown]

Uh...

[Processing... processing....Oh right. Probably shouldn't stare at teammates, especially when they're giants.]

Nuthin. Just uh.. yeah. Nothing.

Oh man um... Medic pls :')

[heavyweaponsgirl]

This is what I thought.

[you better watch those eyes of yours, scoot. if you like your skeleton unbroken, that is.]

Medic it is! Give me like an hour and there shall be shenanigans!

[bring_the_beatdown]

So uh..

[Not staring. Not staring. Oh man big lady. NOT STARING.]

So uh, what's this thing that you're inviting RED Spy to? How come I'm not invited? What's going on?

THE BEST SHENANIGANS ALREADY

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[she's going to fucking break your spine if you keep that up, Scout. she sees that expression.]

Is... thing mundane is doing. She is gathering us there.

You are not invited because you are dumb little baby.

[tbh he's as invited as anyone, really. but like she's gonna tell him that.]

[bring_the_beatdown]

Wait, so there's some team gathering and I can't come? Why the hell not?

And I'm not a baby, I'm nineteen.

[not_onyourside]

Ees zhat a personal invitation? Just for me? You are too kind.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Is personal invitation to taste Heavy's fists. Again.

[not_onyourside]

Your fists may say no, but your eyes say yes yes yes.

her eyes and her mun also... /eagerly awaits

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Nyet. Eyes and fists and mouth and everything else also says no.

[not_onyourside]

Unfortunately I do not understand Russian. What a pity.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Really. I will remember this for future things. If this is true.

[not_onyourside]

So you may talk about me een front of me? My heart ees crushed.

google translation hahah... aha... ha...

[heavyweaponsgirl]

И ничего ценного не было потеряно.

[not_onyourside]

[Yeah, no. He really has no idea what she's saying.]

Deux peuvent jouer à ce jeu.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Это действительно глупо.

[she'd question whether he has anything better to do but honestly, neither does she.]

[not_onyourside]

[He just shrugs.]

Are you enjoying yourself?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Yes.

[at least she's found a new way to fuck with him. that much, at least, gives her a bit of a smirk.]

[not_onyourside]

[He does not like that smirk. No one should be enjoying themselves at his expense.]

Eet loses some of eets charm when zhere ees no one to share what you are saying wez.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

No. Is good enough for you to not know.

[not_onyourside]

Eef you say so.

[grumble grumble grumble]