Canon is, of course, Rock of Ages (2012 film)

[openyourmouth]

You really think you're up for this? Just crawl behind the eyes, like you can see any better from there... or is it all just a projection? A dream of rock 'n' roll past. Smudge the mirror and see what version of me comes out.

I keep telling you. No one else can get in here. [Taps forehead]

And even if you could, where would you send me? The castle? The sex islands? Take away the crowds and the spotlight and what's left?

[Long pause...]

... I don't even know what I'd be without it anymore. And I know me better than anyone.

Comments

[rune_warlock]

[Yep, ignoring the 'sex islands' comment. The prude]

Crowds and spotlight? Are you some kind of bard?

[openyourmouth]

[He laughs at that one.]

Sure. Some kind.

[Because why not? He's been called less accurate things.]

1/3

[rune_warlock]

Some kind? Care to expla--

2/3

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Whoa! Tom Cruise?! You're talking to Tom Cruise?!

I love you as Ethan Hunt

3/3

[rune_warlock]

...

[openyourmouth]

[Stacee raises his black-nail-polish'ed fingertips to his lips and lightly blows a kiss in Chie's direction, before chuckling to himself and turning his attention back to the strange bard-obsessed woman. And he gives her an amused shrug and slight tilt of his head.]

That was a new one. But hey, give the people what they want, right?

[Who's he to judge if some jailbait chick gets off on calling him weird names?]

[rune_warlock]

I- I guess.

Forgive my friend Chie. She has been here longer than I, and it seems this place drives people mad. As you could also tell, it is a crowd I live with in here, and there have been newcomers in recent weeks.

I miss this inn being strictly female...

[openyourmouth]

[Suddenly, he leans forward, and speaks in a very serious tone, while gesturing a circle in the air with his finger.]

...... We're all mad here, Alice.

[Cue another laugh as he leans back again.]

[rune_warlock]

It's Fenris. Do I even look like a rabbit-girl?