looking for a medic to musebox with? :D?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Nyet. I will not do this.

[come on at least it's not you this time]

You want me to find doktor so you can hurt him? No. Is not happening. Baby mundane is sick little girl.

[hey so here's the deal, I've been craving a hurt/comfort-y thread involving an injured Medic, but the Medics I know are quite busy right now and can't play. so, would anyone out there be interested in joining me in my musebox? RED or BLU is welcome!]

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I'm sure Medic would disagree. :D

[not_onyourside]

Zhat ees not what I am talking about and you know eet.

no that's cute I'm going to cry

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[why isn't there a Medic here RIGHT NOW

Spy might need one momentarily anyway if he keeps up

she folds her arms, frowning at him.]

Doktor is not afraid of me. He should not be. We help each other, both of us.

hehehe

[not_onyourside]

[Medics seem to vanish when he's around. It's unexplainable, eerie really.]

But he ees not here. I zhink you should go find him and sort zhese zhings out togezzer.

[His leer suggests you should sort it out without pants.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[several shades pinker what a fucking creep]

Fine. I would rather talk to Doktor than to stupid pervert Spy anyway.

...

If I can find him.

[not_onyourside]

[He is not even going to contest that, all his thinking is done somewhere south of the border.]

Oh I am sure he ees around. I wish you all zhe luck Mademoiselle Heavy.

[See? See? He was just trying to help. What a swell guy.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[yes, hooby has noticed.]

...

Why is Spy talking so much to me about things? About being "adorable" and also Doktor.

[not_onyourside]

[Because he's bored and lonely and has no one to play with. But saying that seems unwise.]

Because you cannot see what ees happening right een front of your eyes. I am only trying to help.

dat icon choice

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Heavy does not need leetle Spy's help.

I have lots of cute icons for him. :D

[not_onyourside]

Oh no? And what would you do eef I was not here? You would sit here and sulk about your mundane.

WAH YOU SURE DO

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Yes. This is okay.

[not_onyourside]

You would razzer sit here and mope when you could be somewhere wez him doing zhings zhat are not moping?

[heavyweaponsgirl]

I am still here, also still "moping." All you do is say words and think you are clever. Talking is not doing things.

[and there's still no Medic around at the moment, so, really. as much as her mundane would adore having one.]

[not_onyourside]

What would you like me to do? Kidnap Medic and bring him here?

[Oh wait. That's ... not a bad idea actually. Where is that Medic.....]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[yes. that's exactly what should happen.]

I would like for you to go away.

[but if you do happen to know a Medic then pointing one in this direction would be pretty rad tbh...]

[not_onyourside]

But zhen who would you talk to?

[When you've got this guy all sidling up next to you looking ever so charming.

I don't, but there is a Medic around here. A BLU one too. Somewhere.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[I just accidentally made myself picture Medic and Heavy in "Kiss the Girl," from The Little Mermaid, with Spy as the crab.

I have a lot of regrets about my imagination right now.]

No one. It would be nice.

/snerk

[not_onyourside]

Eet would be boring you mean.

Very well. You sit here all alone and stare at zhe walls.

[heavyweaponsgirl]

Boring is better than talking to spy about feelings.

[not_onyourside]

What? I am a great person to talk about feelings wez!

[heavyweaponsgirl]

[THIS FACE.]

[not_onyourside]

[He folds his arms and stands by his previous statement. Can't convince him otherwise.]

[heavyweaponsgirl]

If you are so good to talk about feelings to, why is Heavy so angry with you, hm?

[not_onyourside]

Well anger ees an emotion, ees eet not?