might app to cnc because i suck at secrets guys

[idontdoyay]

I know you think you're really freaking clever, lady, but if you like me so damn much why are you throwing me to the lions? Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you. Whoever you are anyway. Who died and made you legal proctor of my life?! Sheesh, and they call me nuts.

...They don't really call me that, but you're asking me to give up everything I've ever wanted. The only thing I've ever wanted; and start all over again like--like a stable adult person!

I'm so not that, and this so isn't fair.

Comments

[speaks_with_fire]

Life isn't exactly fair. All you can do is pay attention to when someone is screwing you over.

[idontdoyay]

Except that's not really something I'd want to pay attention to. [Ignorance is bliss, right?]

[aggressiveapathy]

No one cares about fair. So, like an old cave warlock told me, when life gives you lemons, set that jerk lemon-hander on fire.

[idontdoyay]

That's a saying? ...What exactly is a cave warlock? Or is that a stupid question.

[aggressiveapathy]

A warlock. That lives in a cave. And also cleans your windshield if you sit at the red light too long.

[idontdoyay]

Oh, wow. That was obvious, but I'm not sorry for asking. [she thinks April is p hilarious ngl]

[overrides]

I don't believe it's legal.

[idontdoyay]

Well, duh, but it's not like I can call the cops on her. I already have a cop for a stalker anyway.

[overrides]

Have you been able to file a misconduct report?

[idontdoyay]

Um. What?

[overrides]

Police misconduct is a serious offense. If you are able to file a report, I would recommend doing so.

[idontdoyay]

I don't know if it's that bad, I mean... I didn't even know I could do that. He's a cop.

[overrides]

The police must be held accountable like all other citizens.

[idontdoyay]

I guess I didn't really think about it.

I kind of... feel bad for the guy.

[overrides]

I don't understand.

[idontdoyay]

I mean, like, he seems really lonely. And... sad. He says he's just worried about me since I tried to kill myself and all. I think he's supposed to keep an eye on me.