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Maximum Ride ([personal profile] swoop) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-05-02 06:50 am

testing out a voice. be gentle.

I'm so sure you think this is a good idea, but maybe a little think through and follow up would work to your advantage.

I don't want to be separated from the flock.

And no matter where you put me I'll still be the nutcase, the genetic freak with a propensity for botching everything.

You're better off leaving me to my business, and well- it's not like you don't have a full stock of other clowns just vying for attention.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry to say, miss, but I've been told by a few people round here that trying to talk any sort of sense into 'em is pretty much useless.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Kept hoping the same thing myself, but seems like they can't understand a lick of it. I might not be the most educated mutt on the streets, but I think I've got more sense to rub together than these lot ever do.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if it means anything to ya, miss - you seem like the strong sort. I'm sure someone lovely lookin' as you will do just fine no matter where she hands you over to.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't say something wrong, did I?

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You usually above people elsewhere? Like one of them rich folks in the fancy houses in the nicer parts of the city?

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He smiles a little. That's not much of an answer, is it? Girls are usually so much more chatty in London. ]

You're the cryptic sort, aren't you, love?

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Been told a few times before I'm a bit slow at catchin' on to things.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, not takin' any offense to it at all. Not really much of the sort to share my story either. Much as I like to hear other people talk about themselves, I find it's easier to stay alive keepin' quiet most of the time. And besides, just a bit unnerving to have someone know all the sordid details and what not.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He smiles again. It's good to know there are some out there who do who don't look like... well, street rats. ]

Would you be willing to at least share your name, maybe?

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Dodger, miss. Pleasure to meet you.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-02 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What's my what now? [ Phrases he's never heard don't do well. Not even going to grade school does that to you. ]

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-03 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ He catches on with that last bit, and nods. ]

Oh, him. He's... an interesting sort. Bit of a nutter, really, but beggars can't be choosers. Nicer than some of the sort I've seen people talkin about around here.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
... That a bit of bad luck there for you, then? I mean, unless you're into that sort of ordeal, which I guess some people are. Not my place to be judging or nothing.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-03 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Seen a lot younger than you get off on a lot worse. Ah - not - not personally, mind you. I'm not the sort myself. But you hear lots of things if you keep your ears open.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Heart of London, Miss Max. Don't get much more dire.

[personal profile] tosher 2013-05-03 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ He snorts a bit. ]

Bits and pieces of it might be alright, I s'pose. Sure is lots of wealth in the West End and all - but the parts I'm from are a bit rougher than most.