possible spoilers for hawkeye #10

[recurve]

Good job, Katie. You are well on your way to winning the Lifetime Achievement Award for Bad Decision Making.

Take that, Barton. Who's the better Hawkeye now?

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eh I was logged in here

[kneecaptain]

Why'd you pick Barton, anyway?

kermit bale

[recurve]

[She didn't choose the thug life, Bucky.]

It was his hair, I think.

[kneecaptain]

It's just— it's just hair.

[ Girls!! What a mystery!! ]

[recurve]

It's really good hair.

[Some people never learn, do they.]

[kneecaptain]

Lots of people have hair!

[ Stupid Barton. ]

[recurve]

Well, yeah, but I think he uses conditioner.

[A beat.]

Do you use conditioner?

[kneecaptain]

Sometimes.

[ ... ]

Once or twice.

[recurve]

If you made it a regular thing, I'd be Team Barnes for sure.

[kneecaptain]

You'd have to change your codename, you know.

[arach_nerd]

Yeah, I'd suugest holding off on making any more bad decisions. If only because losing the award would mess up my living room's feng shui.

So, do I wanna know what happened?

[recurve]

Let's just say it involves assassins, clowns and sucking face with a dude born in the 70's. All three of those things apply to the same person, by the way.

[arach_nerd]

...How many mid-life crises does Clint need to go through?

[recurve]

I think he's on number twelve so far.

[conner_el]

I know a few guys who put up some stiff competition for that one.

So what happened?

[recurve]

Oh, you know, the typical thing. A mysterious guy walks into a crowded room. Your eyes lock, and before you know it he's telling you his life story. And at the end of it, you find out he's in his mid-thirties and you lock lips with him anyways.

[conner_el]

Oh, yeah, happens all the time.

[That's a new one.]

[tesselate]

I think you've got a lot of competition for that award.

[Just saying.]

[recurve]

Really? That's kind of exactly what I needed to hear.

[tesselate]

Yeah, definitely. I mean, for starters there's also me.

[ha ha ha parasite mothers shoot me now.]

But that's just us I mean think of all the other really bad life decisions everyone makes! Avengers included.

[recurve]

They're not exactly the gold standard when it comes to good decision making, it's true.

I feel a lot less bad about this whole affair. Perspective, that's what I needed!

[tesselate]

Then I'm glad I could help!

[teamwork!]

And you know we're here for you if you need us.

[recurve]

Yeah, about that. Have I mentioned how much it sucks being the only Young Avenger in the City? Because if I haven't that's an oversight on my part.

[tesselate]

I keep trying to tell my mun to fix that. I would send you so many text messages. Have I mentioned yet that I miss texting you? Because I definitely do.

[recurve]

And I miss receiving texts from you. [And from anyone who isn't Clint tbh.] I feel so out of the loop.

[tesselate]

It's weird not having everyone together, isn't it?