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canon is hawaii five-0. on this week's episode, warning for spoilers.
Would you please just stop with the married jokes already? Steve and I are not married. We aren't even kind of married. Not even a little bit.
Yes, he drives my car, but that's because I got tired of fighting him on it. Yes, we bicker, but that's because he's difficult. Yes, he chooses where I eat lunch, but that's because he's controlling. Yes, he picks what we watch on TV, but that's--
We are not married! I don't want to be married!
Yes, he drives my car, but that's because I got tired of fighting him on it. Yes, we bicker, but that's because he's difficult. Yes, he chooses where I eat lunch, but that's because he's controlling. Yes, he picks what we watch on TV, but that's--
We are not married! I don't want to be married!