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K...idnapped?

[THAT'S A SCARY WORD. WHY WOULD THESE WORLDS KIDNAP HIM? Well, aside from the obvious reasons of his father's riches and his astonishing good looks, both of which would fetch a high ransom indeed. BUT STILL.]

Surely you won't allow me to be kidnapped, princess. For I am already bound by the chains of love to you, and no world or game could tear us asunder.

[Flirting with your own player will work, right? It better do, because there's no way he's leaving Haruhi with those devilish twins without his supervision!]

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[His expression changes to outrage and he's got his hands balled into fists at once, voice shaking with anger.]

I WON'T LET YOU PERVERT MY LITTLE GIRL LIKE THAT!

[That makes perfect sense for what they were talking about, right?]

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[ Anyone else probably wouldn't have been able to follow this leap in conversation, but Hikaru (because he is definitely Hikaru dammit) was really just getting used to these sort of things, especially with them being directed at him.

He sure did star in his brain theatre a lot. He should really start getting awards for his superb villainous work. ]

You keep trying to foil your mun's plans with charm, and don't come crying to me when you're being tortured in some alien space ship. I'll stay behind and make sure Haruhi listens better.

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[Nonsense, he's Kaoru, Tamaki is totally certain on this and he never gets it wrong...]

I KNEW IT!

[PROOF! He as good as admitted it was his evil plan to stay behind and steal Haruhi for himself. This cannot be allowed to happen! Unfortunately, he's so angry that he's speechless, just sort of glaring in impotent raaaage.]

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[ Sometimes he really has to wonder how someone can be this stupid. Clearly he just has to manipulate his idiocy into getting him to actually fight back against his mun. THIS COULD WORK... ]

Think of how she'll take the affections you're guiding at such an awful, despicable creature. Practically agreeing to be taken away from her. She'll need her friends there, a shoulder to cry on...

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[What a fiendish plan and, like the absolute moron he is, Tamaki is falling for it hook, line, and sinker.]

Haruhi would never think Daddy would leave her on purpose. Would she?

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Oh, I dunno, Boss... I mean - you're awfully convincing when you're trying to woo a girl. She could easily think you've forgotten all about your darling little girl and decided that leaving was the only way to keep your muns interest. Abandoned, left by her own leader! How would she ever cope?