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K...idnapped?
[THAT'S A SCARY WORD. WHY WOULD THESE WORLDS KIDNAP HIM? Well, aside from the obvious reasons of his father's riches and his astonishing good looks, both of which would fetch a high ransom indeed. BUT STILL.]
Surely you won't allow me to be kidnapped, princess. For I am already bound by the chains of love to you, and no world or game could tear us asunder.
[Flirting with your own player will work, right? It better do, because there's no way he's leaving Haruhi with those devilish twins without his supervision!]
[THAT'S A SCARY WORD. WHY WOULD THESE WORLDS KIDNAP HIM? Well, aside from the obvious reasons of his father's riches and his astonishing good looks, both of which would fetch a high ransom indeed. BUT STILL.]
Surely you won't allow me to be kidnapped, princess. For I am already bound by the chains of love to you, and no world or game could tear us asunder.
[Flirting with your own player will work, right? It better do, because there's no way he's leaving Haruhi with those devilish twins without his supervision!]
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It's not that I'm doubting your abilities! It's just that muns are evil! Pure evil!
It's like you combined Kyouya-sempai without sleep, Honey-sempai without sweets, and every single despicable the twins have ever done! Mix it in with Nekozawa-sempai's creepiness and Renge-sempai's energy... and you still won't come close to the evil, scariness of a mun!
[He is speaking from TRAUMA.]
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Tamaki's eyes open wide, and for just a moment it seems like his pupils dance with the image of the most terrifying beast to ever exist. Some kind of tooth-achey, AB Negative, self duplicating MONSTER.
He's frozen, sort of whimpering to himself like a hurt dog.]
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I, uh... only thought it was fair to warn you. I don't want you to get hut any more than you might.
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[His voice is tiny, like his soul is somehow draining out of him with every passing second. He's trembling from head to foot, before suddenly... that finger is back in Kasanoda's face and he's yelling in such an impassioned voice that surely the angels themselves would be moved.]
HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT ABOUT A GIRL? EVERY GIRL IS A PRINCESS, DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING?
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[WHAT THE F-
DID YOU LISTEN TO A GODDAMN WORD-]
No! Not every girl is a princess! There are some who are evil! Like muns! And Renge, probably! Most girls are princesses, yeah, but if you don't realize some girls are bad, you'll only get hurt worse!
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[SHAME ON YOU. FOR SHAME.]
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What about Cinderella? Would you say the wicked stepsisters were princesses?
[... kasanoda why do you know about cinderella-]
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[Shut up. He can be idealistic if he wants to be.]
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[warning, warning, you are losing your manliness, Bossanova.]
... Uh... Not that... I really know about it. Just. Stuff I've heard. From the streets.
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If she hadn't what?
[Inquiring minds want to know.]
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I-if the Fairy Godmother hadn't helped Cinderella, and given her a new dress, and a carriage, and all the good stuff, then she never would have met the prince and lived happily ever after! How could anyone forgive those girls for tearing about Cinderella's beautiful dress? The mice worked so hard on it, and it was from her mother! Those lousy sisters!
... So I've been told.
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Yes! Perfect!
[Just go with the flow, Kasanoda.]
Such an intimate knowledge of fairy tales provides an insight into the sensitive soul trapped behind the monster's face!
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I-I-I don't know anything about fairy tales! That was just a lucky coincidence! E-everyone knows about that kind of thing!
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[Yes, he actually lays a finger over Kasanoda's lips.]
We are finally making progress, Casanova, rejoice!
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... Yay.
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Whatever you say, sempai.