canon is Glee

[itsbrittanybitch]

What's a voice test? Is it like singing practice or something, because I totally don't need that.
I'm the best singer ever.

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[itsbrittanybitch]

Duh I ate it for breakfast this morning. Why would I carry around an ego? [She thinks you mean eggos whoops.]

....Oooohhhhhh.

Well I'm not surprised. A lot of people want to be me.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Nevermind.


Everyone wants to be anyone but themselves, at some point, so I guess we can't blame them.

I'm Ricky, what's your name?

[itsbrittanybitch]

I'm Brittany S. Pierce. Not to be confused with Britney Spears.

I used to feel like I was always living under her shadow until I realized just how awesome I am.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Well, I've never met her, but I like you better so far.

I'm a sticks man myself so I don't listen to her music, videos aren't so bad, she's kind of hot.

[itsbrittanybitch]

You like sticks?

[it_is_what_it_is]

Not sticks sticks, but you know drumsticks.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Chicken?

[it_is_what_it_is]

No, drums, like the kind musicians play. I was in the band at my high school.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Ohhhhh. That's cool. Band kids are hot.

I'm in Glee club, and I'm a Cheerio.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Thanks. I like it, I like music [Okay and the hot girls but he won't say that outloud.]


Glee club huh, you're cuter than what I'd expect a Glee club girl to be. What's a Cheerio?

[itsbrittanybitch]

Well I am kind of one of the hottest girls in Glee club besides my bff, I'm not surprised.

A Cheerleader. For the longest time I thought I was being called cereal or something, but that's just what we call it at Lima.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Not shy about admitting it either, huh?


Yeah, at Grant we just called them cheerleaders, I can definitely see you being a cheerleader or a Majorette even.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Why would I need to be shy about something that was true?