canon is Glee

[itsbrittanybitch]

What's a voice test? Is it like singing practice or something, because I totally don't need that.
I'm the best singer ever.

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[it_is_what_it_is]

A voice test is where the idiot behind the computer pretends they're you and sees if people buy it.

[itsbrittanybitch]

But I don't even know how to turn on a computer.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Seriously? It's a good thing you're cute, you're gonna need that. You don't have to turn on the computer, I'm sure your mun knows exactly what she's doing with one.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Yeah I know. I'm the hottest girl in school. It's like undisputed fact.

Well how can she pretend to be me when I'm me? That's just. Weird. Am I like, not me or something? Are aliens controlling me to think I'm me which I'm really not me?
Are muns aliens?
I once got probed by an alien you know. It sucked. Maybe that's when they switched off me and the real me.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Don't have much of an ego, do you?

Uh, no I don't think you're getting it. You know the chick you were talking to when you posted this? That's your mun, she's 'pretending' to be you, same as this idiot here, he's 'pretending' to be me. You're still you, she just wants to be you too.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Duh I ate it for breakfast this morning. Why would I carry around an ego? [She thinks you mean eggos whoops.]

....Oooohhhhhh.

Well I'm not surprised. A lot of people want to be me.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Nevermind.


Everyone wants to be anyone but themselves, at some point, so I guess we can't blame them.

I'm Ricky, what's your name?

[itsbrittanybitch]

I'm Brittany S. Pierce. Not to be confused with Britney Spears.

I used to feel like I was always living under her shadow until I realized just how awesome I am.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Well, I've never met her, but I like you better so far.

I'm a sticks man myself so I don't listen to her music, videos aren't so bad, she's kind of hot.

[itsbrittanybitch]

You like sticks?

[it_is_what_it_is]

Not sticks sticks, but you know drumsticks.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Chicken?

[it_is_what_it_is]

No, drums, like the kind musicians play. I was in the band at my high school.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Ohhhhh. That's cool. Band kids are hot.

I'm in Glee club, and I'm a Cheerio.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Thanks. I like it, I like music [Okay and the hot girls but he won't say that outloud.]


Glee club huh, you're cuter than what I'd expect a Glee club girl to be. What's a Cheerio?

[itsbrittanybitch]

Well I am kind of one of the hottest girls in Glee club besides my bff, I'm not surprised.

A Cheerleader. For the longest time I thought I was being called cereal or something, but that's just what we call it at Lima.

[it_is_what_it_is]

Not shy about admitting it either, huh?


Yeah, at Grant we just called them cheerleaders, I can definitely see you being a cheerleader or a Majorette even.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Why would I need to be shy about something that was true?

[thequarterback]

The voice test isn't really for you. Well, it is, and it isn't, I guess. Or something like that. It's a little weird to explain.

[itsbrittanybitch]

[Staaaaare. She's still waiting for an explanation.]

[thequarterback]

[His life is so hard right now] Well, think of it like some kind of puppet and puppetuser kinda thing. Like someone has some kind of puppety replica of you, and they just want it to seem like you. [He's not really sure where he's going with this anymore :|]

[itsbrittanybitch]

So like. Aliens? I did get probed by aliens once....

[thequarterback]

[Good-bye carefully constructed puppet metaphor] No, Brit. It's more like- ...yeah. It's totally like aliens.

[itsbrittanybitch]

I knew it! It seems like something they'd do. Does that mean I'm like, not actually me but a fake me and the real me is off on a space ship in some sort of tube?

[thequarterback]

Exactly. You're actually like, a replacement you or whatever because they didn't want any of us to figure out that they had you.

[itsbrittanybitch]

Oh. My. God.


It's all so simple.

[thequarterback]

[Oh god, what has he done? D:] But if we're not supposed to know, then how do I know?

[itsbrittanybitch]

Finn are you an Alien overlord?

[thequarterback]

Alien overlord? I... What?

[itsbrittanybitch]

Well obviously you know so much that you must be the overlord of the aliens in a disguise as Finn.

Right?

[thequarterback]

Uh, no Brit. That's not quite right. [Yeah, he didn't really think about where this conversation might eventually lead]

[itsbrittanybitch]

Then what are you if you aren't Finn?

[thequarterback]

I think you're starting to lose me, here.

[itsbrittanybitch]

I don't get it...

[thequarterback]

Okay, here's the thing. I don't really think it's aliens or anything. I'm pretty sure it's just regular people or something.