I still don't know why they gave her this kind of power.

[rainbowbrush]

Hey! Munny-lady! It's about time you remembered I can do stuff like this! So, are you gonna let me have my Fake Mustache Relic again? Huh, huh, areya?

[...]

What do you mean, 'no'?! It's my Relic! I'm the only one that can use it! Jeez, you act like I'd use it to do bad things and force people to do stuff they don't want to!

[...Relm...]

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Just 'cause I wanna make Shadow dance, it doesn't mean I'd use it for anything evil. Come on, let me have a little fun!

Comments

[ultros_boogie]

I hate t' break it to ya kid but that disguise ain't gonna get you far.

[Yes, he's entirely missed the point of the relic.]

[rainbowbrush]

Uncle Ulty~!

[Oh she has plans for you, just as soon as her mun lets her use her Relic.]

Why would I want a disguise? I'm too cute to hide my face for long!

[ultros_boogie]

Hey, do I look like I'd need to hide this handsome mug either? Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.

[rainbowbrush]

You're not handsome. You're just a weird old octopus.

[ultros_boogie]

Excuse you! I am quite the catch in some circles!

[rainbowbrush]

Oh yeah? Which ones? Are they full of blind people? Or maybe really, really desperate.

Or both.

[ultros_boogie]

Tch- What does a little runt like you know about love anyway? What're you six or something?

[rainbowbrush]

I'm eleven! I'm practically an adult!

I know more about love than a stupid purple octopus does, for sure!

[ultros_boogie]

Yeah? You still look like a shrimp t' me!

Which reminds me, it's almost dinner time~

[rainbowbrush]

Stay away! Pervert!

[And that would be her cue. The Fake Mustache is equipped with a flourish and Ultros will suddenly find himself tying his tentacles into knots.]

[ultros_boogie]

Hey, I wasn't gonna- Ow! Hey! Those aren't supposed to bend like that!

[rainbowbrush]

What were you going to do, huuuuh?

[Ultros beings dancing, because Relm wants him to. Have fun staying upright with your tentacles in knots.]