Torn between two games.

[notmakingsense]

Let me get this straight. You wan't to either send me to the same chaotic place you've sent my two headmates, or you want to send me to a place filled with ponies?

...No, I don't have the answer. They both sound equally in need of some chaos so I'll leave it up to you to decide.

You'd better decide soon though, I'm getting rather bored of doing nothing.

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[angry_jerk]

Oh no. I'm already up to here with Transformers, you are not going to make more trouble for me!

[notmakingsense]

Oh please, those metal idiots couldn't cause trouble to anyone other than themselves.

You ticked them off? I'm intrigued.

[angry_jerk]

Ask for one lousy explosive, and suddenly you're the bad guy!

[notmakingsense]

Oh, I completely understand.

I can't stand it when people tell me no. Those bumbling machines have more lugnuts than brains if you ask me.

Anyone else troubling you?

[angry_jerk]

Finally, someone who understands!

Let's see, there's the talking cat that shot me, the stitch-faced girl who exploded me... and Xellos.

[notmakingsense]

Talking cats, those can be a handful. Keep a spraybottle handy and maybe fill it with acid.

Xellos...That's a guy I'd like to meet. It's hard finding another person on the chaos market.

...Stitched-faced girl?

[angry_jerk]

That arrogant furball thinks he's sooo. Like he's the only one that knows Shakespeare.

I will smash him into the ground with a sledgehammer, AND SPIT ON EVERY PIECE OF HIS REMAINS!

Veronica. She thinks she's a pure goody-two shoes, and then turns around and throws a grenade at me for something that wasn't my fault!

[Half-true. It wasn't his fault, but he threw the grenade first.]

[notmakingsense]

Veronica huh?

...Hehehehehh....HEHEHAHAHAHAHHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1/2

[angry_jerk]

Hahahahahahahahaha!

2/2

[angry_jerk]

Why are we laughing?

[notmakingsense]

Because it's hilarious!

It seems that you've been running afoul of one of my headmates.

[angry_jerk]

Oh.

...

So if I kill you, she dies!

[Pulls out knife.]

[notmakingsense]

Oh please.

[SNAP! The knife is now a sandwhich.]

I'm talking about my mun's head. I'm sharing space with here there. She seems like a nice young girl, a bit too orderly but her methods of dealing with others are a bloody good time.

And do you really think you can hurt a spirit of chaos? Don't try to attack one of your only possible allies.

[angry_jerk]

DON'T TELL ME HOW TO- what kind of sandwich is this?

[Cause it looks yummy.]

[notmakingsense]

You're favorite, obviously.

[No trick this time.]

I've been watching you Dan. You're quite the force to be reckoned with.

[angry_jerk]

[Munches onsandwich. OM NOM NOM.]

Yeah, I am pretty awesome.

[notmakingsense]

Sure, not as awesome as me though. I am the spirt of chaos after all.

[Dan is sort of Discord's counterpart, isn't he?]

[angry_jerk]

Uh uh. Sure you are.

[I think the Hub had a "Naughty or Nice" contest. It was either Discord vs. Starscream or Discord vs. Dan.]

[notmakingsense]

I am!

[SNAP! That sandwhich Dan's been eating sprouts arms and legs and begins attacking Dan.]

See?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

The last time we had one of you guys In Ink City I was turned into a mushroom. You can probably guess what my feelings are about this.

No damned way.

[notmakingsense]

I have to say, my others certainly have some taste in chaos.

But you don't have to worry about me, I'm reformed.

It's a pleasure to meet you madam, Discord, spirit of chaos.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Eh-- I know who you are.

Doesn't mean I have to trust you. Reformed or not.

[notmakingsense]

[SNAP! A bouquet of flowers is held out.]

I certainly hope that you'll give me the chance. I've heard things about you from my headmates.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[She eyes the bouquet suspiciously and then takes it off of him.]

Oh yeah? Like what exactly?

[notmakingsense]

Well, for one, you're apparently a dragon. That's not something you see everyday, even by my standards.

Second, you recently got married. How's that going?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Really? You've never seen a dragon before? Not even in Equestria?

And the marriage thing? Apart from feeling more like a prisoner than an actual wife, I can't complain. It's not my usual pace I go by though.

[notmakingsense]

No. I mean something that turns into a dragon isn't something that shows up in Equestria very often.

Really? I assumed that was how all marriages went. The last one I want to had exploding cake, courtesy of myself.

[He sighs happily.]

That was a good day.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

Uh-huh...

[Edging away because, she's not sure what to make of him.] I'd prefer doing my own thing again though.

[notmakingsense]

That's true. Where has love ever gotten anypony?

Wait, why did you marry in the first place?

[whitescalesbigmouth]

To keep someone safe...

[notmakingsense]

Hmm? Who could possible be protected by a marriage? Those usually do more harm than good.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

By agreeing to be Trevor's wife for a week, it will.

And as long as that person's safe then I can relax.

[notmakingsense]

Heh, this Trevor fellow sounds like the dangerously boring sort.

It won't be boring when I'm there though.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

By all means, Have at him.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

All I know is that if you show up in Equestria, pretty much everybody has vowed that the ultimate battle that is your chaos versus my raw strength will be resolved in a singing croquet match.

So... there's that, for what it's worth.

[notmakingsense]

Oh croquet, the wonderful sport of weirdos.

Do you know that story with the queen and the rabbit? Guess where that came from.

Guess.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Is that the one where the mallets are actually big, dumb birds?

[notmakingsense]

They were Pegasi before the writer decided to change it.

But eh, you take what you can get.

So...raw strength huh?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Strongest being in the cosmos. Even with this 50% limitation, I think. I'm just that freaking sweet.

[notmakingsense]

Eh, what's raw strength in the face of cunning like mine? Or anypony's for that matter?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...it's raw strength.

You can never have enough Discord.

[snowpointvictor]

You don't have a preference between the two?

Never

[notmakingsense]

I do. It's just that we're trying to decide which one we want to go to more.

And I think he's scared that I'll turn into a pony.

[meng_huan_myuu]

On one hand, the pony place would pretty much be able to just roll their eyes at your crap and move on. You're supposed to be "reformed" there, after all.

On the other, last time there was a Discord in the other city, he got his powers forcibly torn out of him and placed in a flying swine. Not fun times.

So, you know. No matter what you're gonna suffer.

[notmakingsense]

Is that so?

Ponies still cower when I walk by, and I have more ideas than ever to fight back if I go to the pony place. Just because I'm reformed doesn't mean that I have to conform.

And did you know who took my other's powers in that city? He's not there anymore. Hasn't been for quite a while.

And neither have you.

[faunafriend]

Hi Discord. I hope you're doing well. Has your Mun decided where you're going next?

[notmakingsense]

Greetings Fluttershy.

It seems that he's sending me to Ink city for the time being.

Though he still thinks about the pony place.

[faunafriend]

Ink City? Is it actually made of ink or is that just the name?

If you do come to the pony place be sure to stop by for a visit at the cottage.