So super late...

[douchebagging]

The 22nd was a week ago. ...Heh. Don't think you're getting away with this. This year orders are:

I want a cake. ...Well?

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[tag_urdead]

Cake?

[douchebagging]

Ain't a birthday without one. A late one at that.

[SO DISAPPOINTED OVER HERE]

[tag_urdead]

Shall we obtain one?

[douchebagging]

...Heh. So much for a quiet birthday.

[...And I guess they are off to get a cake lmfao WHAT EVEN wtf are they going to do take one from terrorists? sob /WEEPS INTO HANDS]

[tag_urdead]

A boring birthday wouldn't be acceptable.

[SORT OF SHE WILL JUST borrow a two-person Knightmare model so they can

go to a bakery in an enemy country

totally normal.]

Get in.

[douchebagging]

[LMFAO IT HAD GOOD REVIEWS ON GOOGLE but he'll look up at that thing before getting in. Heh...]

Never been in one of these before.

[Looks like he's getting all sorts of surprises for his birthday...]

[tag_urdead]

It's a new model.

[TAKING OFF NOW to a hostile bakery!! This is such a good idea yes.]

Like the view?

[douchebagging]

[HERP WAIT... THIS IS A LITTLE FAST he was not expecting that lmfao ohgod...]

...Yeah. Sure. 'N you fight in these things?

[tag_urdead]

[COME ON SEIFER YOU CAN TAKE IT you are not Balamb's most careful driver]

Of course. They provide a significant advantage on the battlefield.

[idiotchosen]

Yo! [SLINGS ARM AROUND...somehow. I keep having him do this and then remember their height difference but whatevs.]

Your birthday, huh? Since the Great Zelos is always so generous, I'll let you in on something amazing for your birthday! [wait for it...]

You see, I'm going to make a line of hunnies all around the world! So I'll let you visit it at no cost!

[douchebagging]

[LMFAO I think Seifer's height foils everyone's plans. I guess he is stopping but wow WOW]

I don't remember orderin' a train wreck for my birthday. How about trying again?

[idiotchosen]

[I SWEAR THERE WAS A SKIT LIKE THIS But I can't find it woe is me. But anyway just snickering.]

Whoa, harsh! This is a once in a lifetime offer, ya know!

[douchebagging]

[LMFAO Seifer would cry to know they're a comedy duo. Just disentangling himself here HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH ZELOS.]

Sure it is. How many times you get slapped a day?

[idiotchosen]

Hey, hey, hey! [He's fine with the slipping away since he doesn't push too much on this stuff, and just raises his hands defensively.] What's with the cold attitude? I'll have you know at least 80% of the hunnies I meet are all over me.

[Probably more actually LMFAO but it's not because of his personality or anything and he's totally aware of this STILL LET HIM BE AN ASS, THAT IS HIS ROLE.]

[douchebagging]

I'll believe it when I see it.

So.

[He holds out his hand as if expecting something.]

[idiotchosen]

[Blinks and stares at that hand.]

...What, you want some gald or something?

[douchebagging]

You don't think you can show up on my birthday post empty-handed do ya?

[SO SAD... the humanity.]

You know what I want.

[Sadly. No really lmfao. HIS ANSWER NEVER CHANGES........................]