Because sudden nostalgia kick

[numbuh_one]

...

...You must be joking...

Are you out of your mind? What makes you think that I would ever want to be controlled by an adult?! That would go against every principle of the Kids Next Door! Not to mention you keeping me trapped here in your...your...headspace, and using me for your ridiculous whims is just another form of adult tyranny that I would be more than happy to fight.

So we can do this the easy way, and you just forget this whole thing...or we can do this the hard way.

...What? No, I don't want you playing the spank-happy-vampire version of me! That wouldn't even make any sense! That was just a one-time thing, and we took care of that problem a long time ago!

...I don't want you playing any version of me! I just want you to let me out of here! I've got more important things to do than to sit here and entertain you...like taking care of those "centers"...Yes, like the one you work at. Oh, I know what you do...forcing kids to go to your center after school and making them do additional work. That's torture in its cruelest form.

...You know, on second thought, maybe I will stick around for a while...just to keep an eye on you. Might as well make sure you don't ruin any more children's lives...

Comments

[numbuh_one]

Hmm...Doesn't sound like they're exactly related, but it's better to check just in case. You can never be too careful around any grown-up who's keeping a secret.

[Boys...boys no.]

[ohcrud]

It sounds too fishy, if you ask me. Who's this Victoria girl? And what's her big secret? Must be a pretty big secret if you talk about it every time you say the cruddy girl's name. I bet this Victoria is planning something big!

[There should have been an episode of them infiltrating a Victoria's Secret, man.]

[numbuh_one]

It does sound rather suspicious. And your mun works for this Victoria? That could be dangerous.

[That would have been a hilarious episode.]

[ohcrud]

You're tellin' me. Every time she comes back she reeks of old lady perfume and she's got this weird pink rope with numbers on it.

[RIGHT? Selling Battle Ready Armor to the public.]

[numbuh_one]

Hmph. That is unfortunate...and weird. It's a good thing you're there to keep an eye on her, Numbuh Four, just to make sure she's not causing any trouble for other kids.