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ᴊᴇssɪᴄᴀ ᴅʀᴇᴡ ↬ SPIDER-WOMAN ([personal profile] bornbroken) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-18 03:58 pm

i d e k

For the record? This isn't how this works. You don't get to just to just dust me off whenever you want to procrastinate, especially when you don't intend to actually do anything about it. Your headspace? Not all that interesting.

You've got two options here: do something, or leave me alone. Got it?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then it's fortunate I haven't made it onto your bad side just yet.

Ah! You can carry it everywhere you go, yet it doesn't need to be held anywhere and weighs nothing. What is it?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Old habits die hard.

It's a name, by the way. Mine's Edward, Edward Nigma. Might I ask yours?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Given a name like that - to say nothing of the outfit - I assume you're either some sort of hero or villain. So tell me, do you catch the just or the wicked in your web?

[ and he is the most wordy. ]
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Played both sides of the field, have you?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed! To combat a criminal you must be able to think as a criminal - and what better teacher is there than experience?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Is there something wrong with it?
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I happen to like words. Given the depressing literacy rate in this country I think someone has to appreciate the English language.
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Of course not. Even if it is... flowery, as you put it.
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[personal profile] unriddle 2012-02-19 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm half surprised that you didn't.