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[insertmayhem]

Hey Mun.

I'm an egotistical social network programmer.

You've been using my journal service for ages, but I'm about to shake things up a bit. Take away some vital functions, make a few others unnecessarily convoluted... You're complaining now, but I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually.

And if you don't have an alternative journal service? You'll be stuck dealing with my migraine-inducing design changes for the rest of your internet life.

So get a backup journal, and better protect yourself from Mayhem, like me.

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[insertmayhem]

Nah, I don't have much use for powers. All I've got to do is be in the right place at the wrong time.

[tinfoil_angel]

Ah so instead of saying "I am twelve English kids that belong in a fiction novel and you just turned your guns on me. Now I'm pissed and powerful."

It would be "I'm the flood and shifting of the poles that bloody well just fucked up Europe. What do you do now?"

[insertmayhem]

That's more the idea.