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[insertmayhem]

Hey Mun.

I'm an egotistical social network programmer.

You've been using my journal service for ages, but I'm about to shake things up a bit. Take away some vital functions, make a few others unnecessarily convoluted... You're complaining now, but I'm sure you'll get used to it eventually.

And if you don't have an alternative journal service? You'll be stuck dealing with my migraine-inducing design changes for the rest of your internet life.

So get a backup journal, and better protect yourself from Mayhem, like me.

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[morewidows]

Oh, Gomez doesn't really drive himself...though he'd probably be rather poor at it anyway...

[insertmayhem]

That doesn't mean he can't have an encounter with a rogue vehicle.

[morewidows]

[She smiles, eyes seeming to glaze over a bit.]

Of course it doesn't. Perhaps a limo for a charity event...

[insertmayhem]

Ooh, Limos have the best blind spots...

[morewidows]

Is that your professional opinion, Monsieur?

[insertmayhem]

It most certainly is.

[morewidows]

[That's very thrilling to hear.]

I'll have to let him know immediately, then. I'm sure we could arrange something of that nature.

[insertmayhem]

I'll be looking forward to it.

[morewidows]

Oh, so will the family. I'm sure Gomez will be thrilled, and Fester would be delighted as well.