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[radiations]

Don't get me wrong. I'm glad that I'm getting the chance to proverbially stretch my legs.

[ He smiles, wry at the corners. ]

I'm, ah, not sure this is what you want to be doing with your time, is all.

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[radiations]

Promises don't make me more inclined to believe you, you know.

[ Though that reply isn't a yes or a no, either. ]

[goddamnironman]

C'mon, Oprah. There is absolutely no way saving third world countries or pondering the terrifying reality of being written by a teenage-to-twenty-something year old girl (boy?) is more fun than me.

[radiations]

I'm— not sure if I can take your word on that, either, considering yours [ He points upwards. Man behind the curtain, or whatever. ] likes to pin erotica and werewolves together.

[goddamnironman]

[ -- well. fair enough.

mildly, ]

Everyone goes through phases.

[radiations]

It's not a phase if it's a lifestyle.

[ Note the total absence of all things judgy. Just, you know. Facts. ]

[goddamnironman]

I'd bring up your gal's spy angst issues, but werewolf erotica is decidedly worse.

Touché.

[radiations]

[ Idly: ]

I suppose we should be thankful for the absence of werewolf spy-erotica.

[goddamnironman]

[ a slightly pained look, ]

Don't give them ideas.

[radiations]

[ A shrug. ]

It's open-source creativity. I can't complain, but I'll happily hide at yours if the offer's still there.

[goddamnironman]

[ a very subtle, pleased smile, ]

Sure.

[radiations]

Just don't. Knock me out. And when I wake up I have to relive that movie with Mike Tyson and the tiger.

[ #no homo ]

[goddamnironman]

[ that smile widens, ]

I'd say I promise, but I've already been told how much weight my promises have.

[ then, mildly, ]

Tyson's not so bad, anyway.

[ #a lil homo ]

[radiations]

I like having all my teeth, [ Bruce points out.

#who are we kidding it's all pretty homo ]

[goddamnironman]

It's interesting you cast yourself as that guy.

I hope that means you can carry a tune.

[ obvs that means he's the handsome one. thor is alan. let no one deny this. ]

[radiations]

I'll remind you again that I'm not going to the Pink Cadillac to go kareoke with you.

[ Nobody believes that the Pink Cadillac is just a bar. ]