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[sweetascyanide]

Hmm~? what's that, love~?

You shouldn't listen to the silly people telling you that. They only call me that because they haven't met me yet. I'm really not so bad as she makes me seem.

I like to believe i'm quite pleasant, I must say. I'm a simple chap who loves to bake, so I really don't understand what the problem is.

[ A beat. Then another. ]

...Just to those who insult my cooking, pet. It's not my fault if some of them just cannot handle their poisons. Such weak stomachs, really. ♥

They did deserve it, after all.

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Oh!! Yes :DD

[sweetascyanide]

You aren't...? Oh dear, I suppose I haven't been acting as chipper as I might have but that's nothing a little time with you or Alfie can't fix, you know!

[ Then he perks up a bit and nods brightly. ]

That is true! I do love to bake ever so much and I can make another batch for you to try~ ♥

Knew it. XD

[fatherofgods]

Well, I think you should visit moi and mon lovely self more often, oui?

[He shudders at the thought of cupcakes and he pretends he'd enjoy them]

I look forward to it mon ami. How are you?

:DDD

[sweetascyanide]

Ooh~? You really mean it~?! Of course I'd love to come visit you, dear France~

[ He just can't help that almost permanent smile on his face now. This was so lovely. France was not miserable and allowing him to come and see him now? This had made his day, really. ]

Wonderful, actually. I haven't felt this good in ages, love~

[fatherofgods]

Of course I do love. You should visit moi, and I cook lots of good food for you, as long as you do not mess with my kitchen.

[He was happy to invite England. He never saw him so decent. He was never this calm towards France... EVER.]

I'm glad to hear it. But you might have to change my current address, cause I no longer live in that shabby old house I used to live in.

[sweetascyanide]

[ He nods in agreement up until he hears those words to which he pauses, blinking pink and blue eyes owlishly. ]

Ah? Just why on earth would you say that? I don't understand why you'd not let me into your kitchen...

[ A headtilt. He really doesn't get it. ]

You don't...? Goodness, have you moved again...?

[fatherofgods]

That's because everything is brand new, and I don't want anyone to touch it just yet. A certain god of war messed with it last time, and destroyed everything. I am very sad.

And, oui. I have moved to a mountain.

[sweetascyanide]

...God of...war? A mountain?

France, love. Really. You're not making any sense! Why are you living on a mountain?

[fatherofgods]

Because I am a God~

[He blows kisses at Angleterre]