Of all things mad here || voicetesting

[sweetascyanide]

Hmm~? what's that, love~?

You shouldn't listen to the silly people telling you that. They only call me that because they haven't met me yet. I'm really not so bad as she makes me seem.

I like to believe i'm quite pleasant, I must say. I'm a simple chap who loves to bake, so I really don't understand what the problem is.

[ A beat. Then another. ]

...Just to those who insult my cooking, pet. It's not my fault if some of them just cannot handle their poisons. Such weak stomachs, really. ♥

They did deserve it, after all.

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[roseandcrass]

[These kinds of things are never meant to end well. Meeting someone that looked like you who seemed to have lost his marbles]

Do I know you?

[fatherofgods]

Angleterre!?