[Died recently at thegames

[revvinguptheharley]

 
Right so...

...you got me killed. And it wasn't even funny.

Except for the part where I kicked Wesker in his crown jewels

See where I might have a problem with that?

Let's not do that again anytime soon huh? Seriously.

It really hurt...and not in the fun way.

Comments

[battroll]

Still don't think death is one big joke? What a surprise.

Death is never funny.

[revvinguptheharley]

I dunno...it could be kinda funny.

What if the guys running the Hunger games died of starvation?

[battroll]

Then it wouldn't be funny. Maybe ironic, but that's the most you'd be able to claim.

[revvinguptheharley]

Irony can be very funny. They wrote a whole song about it.

[battroll]

Can be still doesn't mean it always is.

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw when was the last time you laughed at anything?

Do you even know any jokes?

[battroll]

Well I-

It's-

It's not usually a priority.... The answer is yes, but it doesn't come up often.

[revvinguptheharley]

Humor should come up EVERY DAY!

Humor is what keeps us human! Laughter is the language of the soul!

Happiness is part of what you should be fighting for ya stiff!

[battroll]

Happiness doesn't always mean laughter, Ms. Quinn. You and your boyfriend spread more misery than joy - if happiness is what you're fighting for, how do you defend that?

[lurkerwolf]

You seem lively for someone who's supposedly dead. [Where did he come from?]

[revvinguptheharley]

Gyah! Hey there creeper.

Anyway yeah well, people have always said I had spirit!

...OK actually they basically put me back together and reanimated my corpse. So I'm not allowed to die till the people in this game want me gone forever.

[lurkerwolf]

[Derek scowls a little. He isn't used to meeting "reanimated" people. (Although his uncle will become one later in canon)]

Sounds painful

[revvinguptheharley]

Well the part before the dieing yeah that hurt alot. And not in the fun way.

Then the death was quick and boring just like...snap! Thump. Done.

And suddenly I woke up just like nothing ever happened. Which would be great if I didn't know I was just gonna have to do it again in a few weeks.

[lurkerwolf]

Hurting... in a fun way? [Scowls.]

I've been in a similar situation. I did not die but it was painful. I healed fully afterwards.

[revvinguptheharley]

Hey don't judge me! The Parole board said I was free to go.

Yeah I'm good as new now too, except kinda ticked off about the guy who offed me. But whatever. It's all part of the game right? I'll get him next time.

[lurkerwolf]

[Raises his eyebrow.]

I wish good a good hunt then.

[revvinguptheharley]

Thanks chief. Ya know you're alright.

For a creeper. [Laughs]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-y-yer mun ki-killed ya?

Muns do that? I thought they just ma-made ya uncomfortable.

[Or, in Rabbit's case, take your legs off. But not dead]

[revvinguptheharley]

Yep! He totally killed me! And he's done it before to other muses too.

He's a homicidal maniac! I might actually admire him if he wasn't a weird geek.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

W-w-why wouldja admire a ma-ma-maniac?! What if he do-do-does it again? Or does somethin' worse?

[A shudder goes through his copper frame, clanking and rattling dramatically]

Ya don't want that ta ha-ha-happen do ya?

[revvinguptheharley]

Well no, I'd prefer not to die. But if I do die I'd prefer it'd be hilarious and creative rather then be all hum drum neck snapping.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

I don't th-th-think there is a fu-funny way t'die. I mean, yer still dyin'...

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw you'd be surprised. Like riding on a roller coaster right? And you're like ohmygod we're gonna die!!!

But you survive right? And then at the end when you think you're safe? BOOM! Dynamite under the seats.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

We-well I guess that's kinda i-i-ironic, but I don't really li-like explosions much.

[He's had to deal with them one too many times in his life, he'd gladly give his right hand to never have to deal with another one again.]

Wha-wha-what about just fire crackers?

[revvinguptheharley]

Don't like explosions? Geeze Grandpa why don't you just take all the fun outta life?