[Died recently at thegames

[revvinguptheharley]

 
Right so...

...you got me killed. And it wasn't even funny.

Except for the part where I kicked Wesker in his crown jewels

See where I might have a problem with that?

Let's not do that again anytime soon huh? Seriously.

It really hurt...and not in the fun way.

Comments

[battroll]

Still don't think death is one big joke? What a surprise.

Death is never funny.

[revvinguptheharley]

I dunno...it could be kinda funny.

What if the guys running the Hunger games died of starvation?

[battroll]

Then it wouldn't be funny. Maybe ironic, but that's the most you'd be able to claim.

[revvinguptheharley]

Irony can be very funny. They wrote a whole song about it.

[battroll]

Can be still doesn't mean it always is.

[revvinguptheharley]

Aw when was the last time you laughed at anything?

Do you even know any jokes?

[battroll]

Well I-

It's-

It's not usually a priority.... The answer is yes, but it doesn't come up often.

[revvinguptheharley]

Humor should come up EVERY DAY!

Humor is what keeps us human! Laughter is the language of the soul!

Happiness is part of what you should be fighting for ya stiff!

[battroll]

Happiness doesn't always mean laughter, Ms. Quinn. You and your boyfriend spread more misery than joy - if happiness is what you're fighting for, how do you defend that?

[revvinguptheharley]

Well not everyone has a good sense of humor.

I just think it's my job to help those people see the lighter side of life or die trying! And hey I've already died so I'm off to a good start!

[battroll]

And 'not having a good sense of humor' means they're not allowed to be happy in their own way?

I haven't met anyone who actually thinks the Joker is funny, Harley. Ever stop to consider that he's the one with the bad sense of humor?

[revvinguptheharley]

*Sigh* Did you forget the part where I left him?

Though she's done that time and time again.

[battroll]

[Bruce is genuinely surprised by this.]

I hadn't heard that, actually - the last I saw before getting brought here, you were still running around with him blithely. That's... congratulations.

[Let's just hope it lasts, that's always been the problem before.]

[revvinguptheharley]

I'll have you know mister strong square jaw, I've been a hero for a good long while...and we'll probably have to have this conversation again later but...well whatever.

...alright more like an anti-hero. But I still save people

So NYAH!

[battroll]

[Bruce genuinely smiles. It's a small smile, but it's a glad one. YOU JUST MADE BATMAN SMILE HARLEY YOU MAY NOT ACTUALLY KNOW IT BUT YOU JUST DID.]

I'm happy to hear it.

[revvinguptheharley]

[Gasp! Shock! Takes a cell phone picture]

...aw wait! It doesn't count if you're not wearing the cowl. Everyone's seen Bruce Wayne Smile.

Do it again! Do it quick before you find out I wanna corrupt Barbara so she's more fun like me.

[battroll]

[UM?]

[revvinguptheharley]

...I mean...

Yay! Not evil! Just not really heroic either...

[battroll]

I'd take the first. And as for the second... well, as long as you're trying, I'd say that counts for something.

[revvinguptheharley]

Did you not see me buy the girl some time to save her? That's gotta count for something too!

[lurkerwolf]

You seem lively for someone who's supposedly dead. [Where did he come from?]

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-y-yer mun ki-killed ya?

Muns do that? I thought they just ma-made ya uncomfortable.

[Or, in Rabbit's case, take your legs off. But not dead]

[revvinguptheharley]

Yep! He totally killed me! And he's done it before to other muses too.

He's a homicidal maniac! I might actually admire him if he wasn't a weird geek.

[revvinguptheharley]

Gyah! Hey there creeper.

Anyway yeah well, people have always said I had spirit!

...OK actually they basically put me back together and reanimated my corpse. So I'm not allowed to die till the people in this game want me gone forever.

[spaghettiinmysoul]

W-w-why wouldja admire a ma-ma-maniac?! What if he do-do-does it again? Or does somethin' worse?

[A shudder goes through his copper frame, clanking and rattling dramatically]

Ya don't want that ta ha-ha-happen do ya?