Mun thinks she's so cute.

[tryingitall]

No. I will not hold a sign that says 'While a Leviathan, I ate the kitchen floor!' so that you can start a website called 'angelshaming.com'.

Besides, unplanned remodeling has to be the least bad thing I've done lately.

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[ailment_typed]

...No, but I've eaten a science project once. It wasn't bad.

The resulting stomachache, on the other hand....

[tryingitall]

What kind of project? Are we talking mold cultures or baking soda volcano?

[ailment_typed]

It was grass treated with a type of fertilizer that didn't agree with me. It was in the fridge....

For the record, I had just come home from school and everything looked edible.

[tryingitall]

I've never heard of keeping grass in the fridge, either, but to each his own. I suppose I can't judge.

[ailment_typed]

It was my cousin's project, I later learned. She's a first-grader.

[tryingitall]

I was about to ask you to clarify what you meant by 'grass' actually, but if she was a first-grader at the time, I suppose she wasn't growing marijuana.

[ailment_typed]

...She's still a first-grader.

*Lineface.*

She wouldn't be caught dead growing weed. It was just some grass that she'd gotten permission to take from the school grounds.

Besides, she wouldn't get away with it even if she did dare. Her dad's a rather... sharp detective.

*His lectures were the worst, too.*

[tryingitall]

Now, now. I admit, first grade is young to have an interest in herbal recreation, but there's nothing wrong with a little pot.

[Okay, so that's just his opinion.]

[ailment_typed]

...She's six years old.

*Yeah, he can't brain that idea at all. He can brain shadows trying to kill him, and mystical beings called Personas, but not that.*