dear_mun | Indecisiveness at its finest.

I'm gonna make this real easy for you, mun. Ready?

1. Go to the Pokémon game. You know, being the very best, fulfilling your muse's very childhood dreams. No big deal.

2. Go to a sex game. ~~Particularly if there's one populated by strawberry blondes.~~

...What, stop looking at me like that! It'd be awesome, and really, you gotta get over that crippling fear of the word--wow, you won't even type it, really? I'm just saying, I'm living in a world where I could literally die any minute and I could die a virgin. That is unacceptable on like fifty different levels. Fifty shades of no.

Okay, okay, cringing. So look. Decision made. Go for the Pokémon game. Just please stop being so damn indecisive, because you're driving me nuts, and that takes some effort.

-Stiles.

PS: That domestic one where you end up married? No.
PPS: Making doe eyes at your boyfriend to bring He Who Must Not Be Named Lest He Appear to said domestic game? Also no.

PPPS: Stop second guessing yourself, while you're at it. It sucks being me but you're kind of good at it.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Stop stalking me.

Is that what we're calling it now.

stalking (stalk • ing), transitive verb
1. to pursue quarry or prey stealthily.
2. To follow and/or spy on someone you have feelings for. Those feelings need not be of a kind and loving nature.

Ex.

"Climbing through someone's window in the middle of the night is generally considered stalking."

enable (ɪnˈeɪb ə l) - verb
1. to provide (someone) with adequate power, means, opportunity, or authority (to do something)
2. to make possible
3. to put idiotic thoughts into a player's head where they're thus persuaded into following another player around, whether their characters want to or not

I haven't climbed through any windows in any of the games we're in together, by the way.

Ex: "Why don't I bite you despite your teenage hormonal imbalance and enable you into my pack of miscreants, promised with a life of being obnoxiously pretty, hunting parties, and losing your frickin' mind once a month?"

Enabling, spelled also, D E R E K H A L E.