mun isn't as crazy about candy as she'd like

[notaglitch]

I only got one thing to say to ya, mun.

On a day like today, ya better eat a BUTTLOAD'a candy. Won't be as proud t'call ya my player if ya don't.

Comments

[bravelittlegirl]

But... aren't the people in Sugar Rush made of candy? ['cause if they are that's a little disturbing!]

[notaglitch]

Well duh, some of 'em are. ..But do you really think we go 'round eatin' the spectators?

[bravelittlegirl]

[How should she know that, you're the one that lives there :T]

I hope not, that'd be cruel.

[notaglitch]

[Hey, she's a kid. She assumes things.]

Yep! So that's why we don't eat the ones that talk.

[bravelittlegirl]

[... Yeah okay that makes sense. PROBLEM SOLVED.]

That must be really amazing, though. Living in a place where everything's candy... it sounds like a dream!

[notaglitch]

Sure is! Though when ya live in a place made outta candy, you get used to it.

[bravelittlegirl]

Is it all you have to eat?

[notaglitch]

Yup! Candy an' anythin' that's got sugar in it.

[bravelittlegirl]

Wow. And you never get tired of sweets?

[notaglitch]

Not when you're programmed in a world full'a them.

[bravelittlegirl]

... That's no fair. My mom always makes me eat my vegetables first.

[FIRSTWORLDPROBLEMS.GIF]

[notaglitch]

[Vanellope just snickers.]

Well, if you were from Sugar Rush things would be different, wouldn't they?

[bravelittlegirl]

[Hmph] Then maybe I'll come and visit Sugar Rush! I'm from a video game too, so I can do that.

[WHAT IS THE FOURTH WALL, THIS IS D_M.]

[notaglitch]

[WHO CARES ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL ANYWAY.]

Wooah no way- you're from a video game too? ..Well good gumdrops why didn't ya say so before?

[bravelittlegirl]

Because I'm not supposed to know. Anyway, it's a scary game.

[notaglitch]

Oooh a scary game. Wonder what that's like.

[Not like she'd know.]

[bravelittlegirl]

Well, it's... scary. Things always jump out at you, and you die a lot. And even though you can get multiple endings, there isn't one where things turn out good for everybody.

[notaglitch]

Dang. And gamers actually like t'play somethin' like that?

[And you are a little girl too what are you doing in such a game.]

[bravelittlegirl]

I guess so, 'cause they do play it. Some people really like sad or scary stories. My mun says it hits her "right in the feels."

[notaglitch]

Ewwww my player says that a lot too.

I always wondered what that meant...

[bravelittlegirl]

I'm not sure. You'd think it'd be "feelings," right?

[notaglitch]

Heh, yeah you think it would.

[bravelittlegirl]

[... Although, then something occurs to her.]

I thought your game was really happy, though? With all the candy.