It'd be the morning after for the Prince if it wasn't the afternoon right now.

[prurientprince]

Well, last night was unexpected. But the best things often are, aren't they, Mundane sweetie?

You're a peach for seeing things through to the end but don't neglect your beauty sleep next time. And you can think of that as a royal decree. There's always the morning. Or the afternoon. You know me, anytime's a good time.

Now go have a coffee or something. They say the brain is the sexiest part of the body and yours needs waking up.

Love and kisses,
The Slutcracker Prince

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[sonof_thrain]

No, I-

[Awkward.]

-I prefer the company of males. [One small hobbit in particular.]

[prurientprince]

Well, sounds good to me.

[He clasps his hands together.]

You got a place?

[sonof_thrain]

[In fact, he has a kingdom. But oh. It got destroyed by a bloody great dragon.]

I have a camp just north of here.

[prurientprince]

[The Prince would help with that but there's not a lot his army of Energizer batteries can do in that situation.]

Then to your camp, your quarters, and your pleasure.

[sonof_thrain]

[ooc: want to move it somewhere?]