Homeless and houseless

[hidethesilver]

Well. I suppose I have no choice but to endure this existence until you deign to improve my situation. My place is back in that house, you know. Baking you cupcakes seems like a suitable thank you for your lack of effort so far. With or without a marzipan flower on top?

By the way, you seem to be missing fish knives in your silver pattern. It's hard to find good help these days.

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[hidethesilver]

She sounds fabulous! I will only admit to raising children who were quite the cereal killers when they were younger. Speaking of, I don't think my collection of cereal spoons is complete.

Oh, but Brazil is known for its steakhouses, is it not? Please don't mind the meat grinder in the kitchen, it does need cleaning, I confess. I try my best to be a helpful neighbor when I can. People these days don't take the time, sadly, to make their neighbors feel welcome. Rest assured, I would never offer your writer one of those cupcakes.

[pigpuppets]

...She's thrilled about that.

[pause] ...You're something else I'll give you that much. Constance right?

[hidethesilver]

You, dear, are an absolute delight! Constance Langdon, if we want to be formal. And you are?

She's so in character. your constance.

[pigpuppets]

A delight?.. [weakly] Thank you. Ma'am.

[pause] Corbett Reinhardt.