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[yeswinscenario]

Look, mun.

I'm pretty sure I'm like, the last thing you need right now. Tag nirvana is nice! You shouldn't do tags at work anyway. Trust me on this one.

you can't put me on your psycho boat, so just calm down, you know?

-j.k.

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[dedicatedbitch]

Brooke.

I have to say, Jim, I totally don't envy your mun situation. Not that mine's much better, but at least I've never been stuck in prison.

[yeswinscenario]

Hey, Brooke.

Well she's ignored me for a while, so that's been a plus. But now she's bored, so everyone has to suffer. Including yours truly.

[dedicatedbitch]

[ She winces. ] God, I hate it when they get bored. It's like they think just because they have some time on their hands, they can do whatever the hell they want without any kind of repercussions.

[yeswinscenario]

She already has two puppets for her to play with. I am not interested in being on that list, thank you very much.

[dedicatedbitch]

Mine's got way more than two but she likes me the best, so I'm usually the one she shoves all of her stupid ideas onto.

[yeswinscenario]

Maybe I could drown your woes in a drink?

[dedicatedbitch]

Shouldn't I be offering to drown yours?

[yeswinscenario]

I feel mine drifting away already.

[dedicatedbitch]

Oh, well, in that case...

I actually think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer.

[yeswinscenario]

Aw.

If you insist, I guess.

[dedicatedbitch]

I do. I might take you up on it some other time, though, if the offer still stands.

[yeswinscenario]

Always. I'm flexible.

[dedicatedbitch]

[ She smirks. ] Good to know.