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[yeswinscenario]

Look, mun.

I'm pretty sure I'm like, the last thing you need right now. Tag nirvana is nice! You shouldn't do tags at work anyway. Trust me on this one.

you can't put me on your psycho boat, so just calm down, you know?

-j.k.

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[dedicatedbitch]

Mine's got way more than two but she likes me the best, so I'm usually the one she shoves all of her stupid ideas onto.

[yeswinscenario]

Maybe I could drown your woes in a drink?

[dedicatedbitch]

Shouldn't I be offering to drown yours?

[yeswinscenario]

I feel mine drifting away already.

[dedicatedbitch]

Oh, well, in that case...

I actually think I'll pass, but thanks for the offer.

[yeswinscenario]

Aw.

If you insist, I guess.

[dedicatedbitch]

I do. I might take you up on it some other time, though, if the offer still stands.

[yeswinscenario]

Always. I'm flexible.

[dedicatedbitch]

[ She smirks. ] Good to know.