notched_hate: (Hello darling)
Zira ([personal profile] notched_hate) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-02-16 02:57 pm

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Oh this is rich~. He doesn't know~. He doesn't KNOW.  I can use this to my advantage. Yes, I could get close to that idiot pridelander and kill him myself.

..That is if my King approves.Or those stupid cubs don't ruin it.

cowardly_hero: (Frightened)

[personal profile] cowardly_hero 2012-02-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Totally telling on you.]
thescaronhisface: (pissed)

[personal profile] thescaronhisface 2012-02-16 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
If you get anywhere near Simba...
thescaronhisface: (pissed)

[personal profile] thescaronhisface 2012-02-16 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever it takes to keep Simba safe from you.
thescaronhisface: (pissed)

[personal profile] thescaronhisface 2012-02-16 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kovu growls.]

As far as you would to hurt him.
thescaronhisface: (pissed)

[personal profile] thescaronhisface 2012-02-17 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
I won't kill you.

[personal profile] thescaronhisface 2012-02-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Call me whatever you want. I won't you let you do anything to him!
gamey: (I have important issues with hyenas.)

IT HAD TO HAPPEN

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[...now what's all this?]

Pridelander?
gamey: (I am an important pouncing lesson.)

WHAT IS A FEMALE CAT? LIKE..FELINE EQUIVALENT OF "BITCH"?

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[O-Oh dear. Zazu has no idea about any of this, but he can tell when a predator is 1) less than thrilled with him and 2) uncaring about his place as "stooge," and so he'll be flapping as far away and as high away as he can.]

My king? You'll have to be more specific, madam, there's been a few...
gamey: (I have important hearing to recover.)

QUEEN IS CRAZY!! doesn't have the same ring. Clearly cats are the superior animal?

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a moment while he continues to put distance between them.]

Current? Difficult to say, what with recent tragedies causing the title to be passed paw to paw.
gamey: (I have important backpedaling to do.)

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He's no buzzard, clearly, but he can circle when he needs to. And there's something about her that's more deranged than the hyenas, but he just can't quite place it...]

Ah, yes, well...after the rule of King Mufasa, he and the young prince, were done away with. Then, of course, King Scar, his brother and the prince's uncle, was the next on the throne. And, now, after...well. The Pridelands has just been tragedy atop tragedy for some time now.
gamey: (I have important parts to cover.)

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Zazu has no claws or fangs, but he does have that special way with words!]

"Still"? I hadn't envisioned him giving up rule for anything! And without any heirs or other males in the family to take his place, why...I can't imagine the chaos the Pride Lands would be without a ruler!
gamey: (I am an important pouncing lesson.)

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[O-Oh, dear. Not that he ever spent much time with the lionesses during Scar's reign, but things are starting to add up now, and ohhhhh deaaaar.]

Aha, you're his mate, yes? I'm afraid I don't get out enough to really see anyone else.
gamey: (I have important issues with hyenas.)

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Someone's obsessive, but it's not like he's going to say that.]

Aha, yes, the mate of a king is something to be proud of indeed, I would imagine. I'm sure you'll have many years together.
gamey: (I have important lives to protect.)

[personal profile] gamey 2012-02-17 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Uh-huh...this lioness gives Zazu the shivers, not unlike the hyenas or Scar himself. Heeee's...he's just going to stay up in the air as long as he can (forever), thanks.]

Were you affianced? I'm afraid I never knew as much about King Scar growing up as I would have liked to.
herr_niemand: (I hear tambourines in my head!)

[personal profile] herr_niemand 2012-02-17 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
I see you worship a burger mascot, how jovial!
herr_niemand: (Ancient and deranged)

[personal profile] herr_niemand 2012-02-17 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
The sweet taste of mechanically separated bull in your buns! Doesn't it feel good to wake up with the King?