YA #3 gave me a new voice to play with

[senoritaamerica]

Ay, chica. Aren't you moving on, like, tomorrow morning? You should be packing, not playing around on your computer making little pictures of me. What, you want me to be flattered? Just do what you're supposed to do and let me get back to doing what I'm supposed to do. Kicking ass.

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[agentx13]

It may seem like a hassle, I know, but it's like cleaning weapons. It's a good thing in the end.

[senoritaamerica]

[Cleaning weapons, what weapons?]

Yeah, tell her that.

[agentx13]

I think she knows. Otherwise, she wouldn't be making icons for you, she'd be packing like she's supposed to be.

[senoritaamerica]

I'd rather she do that then spend all this time making my account look pretty.

[agentx13]

It isn't about looks. It's about giving you expression.

And you seem rather expressive.

[senoritaamerica]

Uh, thanks? I'm no robot, I guess.

[agentx13]

Of course not.

Though many of the robots I've met have been surprisingly expressive.

Look at it this way - your mun will now get you out more, which means you'll be able to kick more ass.

[senoritaamerica]

I suppose that's good.

Why should I listen to you, anyway?

[agentx13]

Which reason would you like? I'm an agent with SHIELD? I'm Captain America's - [ Slightest pause, because she doesn't normally tell people she's Steve's girlfriend. ] - liaison with SHIELD? I've been around a while and have experience you might benefit from?

[senoritaamerica]

Pfft. I won't want anything to do with SHIELD. Don't want nada tying me down.

[agentx13]

[ She crosses her arms. ]

Why does everyone seem to assume I want to recruit them to SHIELD?

Rest assured, I'm not interested in recruiting you, nor in tying you down. Just thought I'd try and offer some help in case you needed it.

[senoritaamerica]

Yeah, okay. Whatever.

[agentx13]

[ A smile tugs at Sharon's lips. Teenage superheroes. Was Steve ever this bothersome? Tony could give Chavez a run for her money, she's sure. ]

Anytime.

[doeswhathewants]

That last bit hardly looked kick-assey.

Pleasedonthitme.

[senoritaamerica]

You're forgetting the part where I saved everyone from your papi's big blue ass.

[doeswhathewants]

That was a flashy opening, I'll not discredit you there. On the other hand, being caught up in alien goo- going out with a whimper more than a bang.

[senoritaamerica]

You're just as stuck as I am, Lokito.

[doeswhathewants]

Nicknames are a form of endearment, you know. And we might not be in this predicament if only you all would extend a measure of trust to my entirely reformed self.

Everyone always likes to ignore that I've saved the world. Multiple times over.

[senoritaamerica]

Or they're a way of teasing.

And maybe people have trouble forgetting all the times you put the world in danger before that.

[doeswhathewants]

Oops?

It would be easier to to understand all of your mistrust if I remembered doing those things, you know.

[senoritaamerica]

Yeah, well unfortunately not everyone's gonna give you that luxury.

[doeswhathewants]

More like unfortunately for the lot of you.

Not my mess, I only offer aid in cleaning it.

[senoritaamerica]

By doing what, killing people?