Dat episode. T-T

[wizard_eyes]

Okay... so I watched the episode... and I got one question for ya.

...Who's Norm?

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[wizard_eyes]

Of course you are! You're just like Fiona and Cake! Based on the original but not quite as cool!

I mean, the glasses are an obvious give away.

[The memory of his 'secret tapes' is conveniently gone at the moment. Thanks crown.]

[cheers_fan]

So that is what the crown has resigned your past to. Nothing more than the figment of the imagination of the girl we helped protect with that wretched crown.

I'm glad you see I'm at least nothing like you.

[Simon might be containing it for now but he was raging inside. The Ice King could of said anything, anything else and probably wouldn't of gotten him angry.]

You have nothing left now. Not the memories of little Marcy, Betty or even how you found that crown.

[wizard_eyes]

[Look at it this way, Simon. Ignorance is bliss. Because he has no memories of the War, Betty, or anything, he can at least enjoy his current situation. ...Even if that does revolve around kidnapping and attempting to forcefully marry Ooo's many princesses.]

I know exactly how I found the crown! I made it! With magic I stole!

[Does it help to know that the Shelf of Penitence actually made the crown apologize at least?]

[cheers_fan]

[It doesn't really help.]

No, you found it in an archaeological expedition. You also found a book. Do you remember the book?

[wizard_eyes]

[He thinks for a long moment, and looks almost physically pained by the effort, and then suddenly reaches into his beard and pulls out his scrapbook and pushes it toward Simon.]

This is the only book I've got, and it's filled to the brim with lyrical genius baby!

[Of course, one of the first things to fall out of the book is a snapshot of Li'l Marcy.]

[cheers_fan]

[He takes the book as well as the photo.]

Well at least you kept this.

[Simon shows the picture to the Ice King.]

Are you going to tell me you don't remember Marceline when she was this young?

[wizard_eyes]

[He squints at the picture before shaking his head.]

Nope. Never seen her before.

[Of course it doesn't help that a random spirit is floating so as to make it look like Marceline has a mustache. Yeah, get used to the crazy Wizard Eyes.]

[cheers_fan]

[He frowns not sure what to do with this guy.]

The crown really did take everything from you.

I'm sorry it ended up this way, even though you can't appreciate what I'm saying I mean it.