Homeless forever

[black_card]

Mun?

If we may have a little chat about how spur of the moment this is, I'd very much be happy. You see, I know that you think this was a good idea at the moment while you're sick but I can tell you it isn't. While I appreciate it that you finally fully formed me into a physical form and have given me a name, I do not think it a thing you should be doing in your condition.

Nor could you do anything with me, given the fact I am what you call an "OC" and based off of a character type you know little about in the first place outside of speculation. Even if I do believe your assumptions on Princess Luna's guard being around the same though with less positive connotations as Princess Celestia's. We are no different than they are, even if we are a bit... different in appearance.

Yours,

Prise de Fer Black Card

Comments

[t_forthemonarch]

That's right! There's little you or your ineffectual mundane can do in the face of-- wait a minute. Are you a horse? I'm talking to a horse, aren't I?

[black_card]

[...

:|

You know, Monarch, you really need to stop being thrown at the talking ponies, as it's always going to end the same. At least this one is less... crass and rude than Vinyl?]

Last I checked I was, in fact, a pegasus, correct. [Blankest of blank staaaaares, let's make this awkward.] Is there a problem with my being a talking horse?

[t_forthemonarch]

[He still hasn't forgiven Vinyl for her comments on arithmancy in the Wizard AU.]

Oh, so you're a flying talking horse. That makes all the difference. Still, you probably wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've ever talked to.

[black_card]

[And she still stands by her comments about it, for what it's worth.]

Flying is what I am capable of, certainly. [... Oh, oh now he is absolutely curious.] And what might the weirdest thing be? From what I have gathered talking animals aren't exactly the normal thing around here.

[nightcourtrepresentative]

Black Card... Never heard of you. Then you are part of Luna's night guard. Anyways, I'm Trixie, personal protege of Princess Luna and representative of Ponyville of Luna's Night Court. But you might know that already. Still a reminder isn't too bad.

Those mundanes can be a bit of trouble alright. At least he's not saying puns every two seconds like my assistant.

[black_card]

Aaah, it is merely a nickname I use. Since... my name tends to get some questionable looks and fouled up ways of being said, though to be expected.

I'm... sure that mine would certainly be making puns if she were in her correct mind instead of finding everything absolutely hilarious for no particular reason.

[A brief pause, well...] I... cannot say that I am overly familiar with you, unfortunately.

[nightcourtrepresentative]

[Trixie raises an eyebrow.]

...Why would she find everything hilarious? Being a Night Court guard is a respectable job. Besides, you get paid, right?

I- but- what? You don't even recognize me from the Ice Palace incident?

[black_card]

... Everything is rather hilarious to her in such a state, to be perfectly fair. Something to do with the sickness and fever, yet she still does things like this. Not the brightest of ideas, I admit.

[Ah. Haha.] Drawing a blank. Though, to be fair, I am still fairly... new to all of this.

[nightcourtrepresentative]

Just arrest her and tie her to a bed for a few days.

...Okay, good. Because it didn't happen anyway.